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To: maryz

As many have already pointed out, this is so extreme as to be a caricature of itself.

In other words, it lacks Satan's customary subtlety.

The 20th century was supposed to be Satan's. It's over. I suspect Satan may be lashing out in desperation as he feels his power waning.


45 posted on 06/23/2004 6:09:37 PM PDT by dsc
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To: dsc

Interesting you mention Satan...because this 'Bible' doesn't. Jesus isn't tempted by Satan in this heresy. The temptation thoughts just pop into His head. Here's an excerpt:

"Jesus felt he needed to spend some time in the desert to be clear in his mind which direction his life should take. (2) He went without food for about six weeks. By then he was near to starvation. (3) The thought came to him, "If I am God's Chosen One, all I need to do is to order these stones to become bread." Then he remembered some words from the old books, "People cannot live just on bread. They need God's words as well." (5) Then he had another idea. He saw in his mind's eye the temple in Jerusalem. (6) "Perhaps if I were to jump off the highest point I could prove I come from God? It should work like the song,

"God has friends who only wait

To lift you when you fall;

Soft your feet will touch the ground

Without a scratch at all."

(7) But then Jesus thought again of some other words from the old books, "You must not push God too far." (8) Then his mind formed another picture. This time he seemed to be looking down from a very high mountain on all the countries of the world. (9) Jesus thought, "All this could easily be mine. All I have to do is to be cunning and gain the support of the right people." Jesus quickly dismissed these ideas. He thought "These are the ways of evil. The old books tell us the only one we should try to please is God.

(11) Then Jesus felt at peace. Some of God's helpers arrived to look after him. "


There's no Satan and no angels and guess what else. Jesus goes around preaching about the New World Order. Doesn't that explain everything about this 'Bible'.

"(17) It was then Jesus started to say to people, "Turn your backs on wrongdoing. The New World is on its way!"


The laughable excerpts are from:
http://one.gn.apc.org/Translation.htm#Matthew


46 posted on 06/23/2004 6:21:52 PM PDT by plushaye
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To: dsc
The 20th century was supposed to be Satan's. It's over. I suspect Satan may be lashing out in desperation as he feels his power waning.

Sounds like some liberal democrats we know...

53 posted on 06/23/2004 7:46:58 PM PDT by kstewskis ("Political correctness is intellectual terrorism..." Mel Gibson)
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