Radical Blasfeeming Heratic finally brought to Trial & Condemned to Death by Roman Execusion

BIBLE | Sabbath of Rest | Jack Armstrong

[Jack Armstrong]

For those who have not heard the truth, there is finally been something done about the so called self-proclaimed "King of the Jews",one Jesus, son of Joseph a carpenter from Nazareth. This Jesus has for 3 years been wandering about the Holy Land professing his blasphemous anti-Mosaic Law clatter. The man is a threat to the social order, NO MORE! He was observed closely by our wonderful priests of the temple recently in many heretical public meetings, claiming to be the Son of the true and living God! An end has finally come to all the distracting attention this man was fomenting among the people. In a Pharasitical gathering the criminal Jesus was apprehended late after the Passover meal time.The arrest went smoothly not even one soldier susstained a cut in the apprehension.It was time something was done to end this outlandish uprising against our religion. Yesterday he was put to death by Roman rule, Rome finally did something good for our people! This trouble maker Jesus was sentenced to death by the cross by procurator Pilot.For a while it looked like Pilot may release the criminal, but he finally took clear action and allowed the priests to show they knew the Law of GOD. In the hands down (all be it unnessacery trial) Jesus was actually unwilling to speak one word in defence of himself before Herod. This gives proof of his weak claim to be the Messiah! After a scourging at the hand of Pilots finest troops, this troublemaker Jesus, had no defense except to tell the tribunal last night, He was who He said He was! There was little left to be done once Pilot offered the Tribunal the choice between Barabaas or Jesus. The Priests had enough of this magician who last week spellbound a large group with evil magic. Jesus was seen allegedly bringing a man back from the dead after 4 days! There was no truth to the farce though because all investigation revealed that Lazarus had been sick at home with a flu bug and helped the mad man trick the crowd of people. One wonders who these followers are? Mostly rable of the lowest sort. Last night one Peter, an uneducated fisherman, was positively identified to be close friend of the criminal Jesus. After being spotted by 3 upstanding citizens & questioned by them, the "fishhead" denied any connection with this leader of insergent mobs! All indication now point to a quick and quiet end to all this trouble stirred up by this Nazareen. Soon all will be back to normal as before In addition it has been discovered Jesus had no worldly property of any kind not even an apartment to call his own, yet he claimed to be a well to do Hebrew of the line of King David & Solomon.A jew without property? How ubsurd! His remains are currntly locked & sealed under Centurion Roman Guard. Awaiting a final controled permanent wrapping of the body after the Sabbath is over.The where abouts of the annomimous rock tomb is being kept secret so as to eliminate all risk of tampering by lunatic followers. This was insisted upon by our beloved Temple Priests after rumors of attempts to enact a theft of the mutilated body in order to doop the public into believing some more magic, specifically another raising from the dead!This man is truly dead! The death was witnessed by no less than ten high priests & four ranking Roman Captains. All is well in Jerusalem now except for minor repairs to repair the Temple Veil which tore from top to bottom at the end of the Passover Lamb blood sheding ritual yesterday. In an unrelated story, My next report will investigate the earthquake which shook the city yesterday. Tomorrow it looks like the Sun will come out again, after the dark overcast skies have hung low since noon yesterday.Look forward to a sunny day all Day tomorrow.

[JockoManning]

Spell check is your friend.

[Eala]

So is formatting.

[Jack Armstrong]

For those who have not heard the truth, there is finally been something done about the so called self-proclaimed "King of the Jews”, one Jesus, son of Joseph a carpenter from Nazareth. This Jesus has for 3 years been wandering about the Holy Land professing his blasphemous anti-Mosaic Law clatter. The man is a threat to the social order, NO MORE! He was observed closely by our wonderful priests of the temple recently in many heretical public meetings, claiming to be the Son of the true and living God! An end has finally come to all the distracting attention this man was fomenting among the people. In a Pharisaical gathering the criminal Jesus was apprehended late after the Passover meal time. The arrest went smoothly not even one soldier sustained a cut in the apprehension. It was time something was done to end this outlandish uprising against our religion. Yesterday he was put to death by Roman rule; Rome finally did something good for our people! This trouble maker Jesus was sentenced to death by the cross by procurator Pilot. For a while it looked like Pilot may release the criminal, but he finally took clear action and allowed the priests to show they knew the Law of GOD. In the hands down (albeit unnecessary trial) Jesus was actually unwilling to speak one word in defense of himself before Herod. This gives proof of his weak claim to be the Messiah! After a scourging at the hand of Pilots finest troops, this troublemaker Jesus, had no defense except to tell the tribunal last night, He was who He said He was! There was little left to be done once Pilot offered the Tribunal the choice between Barabbas or Jesus. The Priests had enough of this magician who last week spellbound a large group with evil magic. Jesus was seen allegedly bringing a man back from the dead after 4 days! There was no truth to the farce though because all investigation revealed that Lazarus had been sick at home with a flu bug and helped the mad man trick the crowd of people. One wonders who these followers are. Mostly they are rabble of the lowest sort. Last night one Peter, an uneducated fisherman, was positively identified to be close friend of the criminal Jesus. After being spotted by 3 upstanding citizens & questioned by them, the "fish head" denied any connection with this leader of insurgent mobs! All indication now point to a quick and quiet end to all this trouble stirred up by this Nazarene. Soon all will be back to normal as before In addition it has been discovered Jesus had no worldly property of any kind not even an apartment to call his own, yet he claimed to be a well to do Hebrew of the line of King David & Solomon. A Jew that has no land building or property? How absurd! His remains are currently locked & sealed under Centurion Roman Guard. Awaiting a final controlled permanent wrapping of the body after the Sabbath is over. The whereabouts of the anomalous rock tomb is being kept secret so as to eliminate all risk of tampering by lunatic followers. This was insisted upon by our beloved Temple Priests after rumors of attempts to enact a theft of the mutilated body in order to dupe the public into believing some more magic, specifically another raising from the dead! This man is truly dead! The death was witnessed by no less than ten high priests & four ranking Roman Captains. All is well in Jerusalem now except for minor repairs to repair the Temple Veil which tore from top to bottom at the end of the Passover Lamb blood shedding ritual yesterday. In an unrelated story, my next report will investigate the earthquake which shook the city yesterday. Tomorrow it looks like the Sun will come out again, after the dark overcast skies have hung low since noon yesterday. Look forward to a sunny day all Day tomorrow.

Jocko as I recall the Pharisees were also more interested in form than substance! Thank you for alerting our editorial staff.

[Jack Armstrong]

For those who have not heard the truth, there is finally been something done about the so called self-proclaimed "King of the Jews”, one Jesus, son of Joseph a carpenter from Nazareth. This Jesus has for 3 years been wandering about the Holy Land professing his blasphemous anti-Mosaic Law clatter. The man is a threat to the social order, NO MORE! He was observed closely by our wonderful priests of the temple recently in many heretical public meetings, claiming to be the Son of the true and living God! An end has finally come to all the distracting attention this man was fomenting among the people.
Rome finally did something good for our people! In a Parasitical gathering the criminal Jesus was apprehended late after the Passover meal time. The arrest went smoothly not even one soldier sustained a cut in the apprehension. It was time something was done to end this outlandish uprising against our religion. Yesterday he was put to death by Roman rule; This trouble maker Jesus was sentenced to death by the cross by procurator Pilot. For a while it looked like Pilot may release the criminal, but he finally took clear action and allowed the priests to show they knew the Law of GOD. In the hands down (all-be-it unnecessary trial) Jesus was actually unwilling to speak one word in defense of himself before Herod. This gives proof of his weak claim to be the Messiah! After a scourging at the hand of Pilots finest troops, this troublemaker Jesus, had no defense except to tell the tribunal last night, He was who He said He was! There was little left to be done once Pilot offered the Tribunal the choice between Barabaas or Jesus. The Priests had enough of this magician who last week spellbound a large group with evil magic. Jesus was seen allegedly bringing a man back from the dead after 4 days! There was no truth to the farce though because all investigation revealed that Lazarus had been sick at home with a flu bug and helped the mad man trick the crowd of people. One wonders who these followers are. Mostly they are rabble of the lowest sort.
Last night one Peter, an uneducated fisherman, was positively identified to be close friend of the criminal Jesus. After being spotted by 3 upstanding citizens & questioned by them, the "fishhead" denied any connection with this leader of insurgent mobs! All indication now point to a quick and quiet end to all this trouble stirred up by this Nazarene. Soon all will be back to normal as before In addition it has been discovered Jesus had no worldly property of any kind not even an apartment to call his own, yet he claimed to be a well to do Hebrew of the line of King David & Solomon. A Jew that has no land building or property? How absurd! His remains are currently locked & sealed under Centurion Roman Guard. Awaiting a final controlled permanent wrapping of the body after the Sabbath is over. The whereabouts of the anomalous rock tomb is being kept secret so as to eliminate all risk of tampering by lunatic followers. This was insisted upon by our beloved Temple Priests after rumors of attempts to enact a theft of the mutilated body in order to dupe the public into believing some more magic, specifically another raising from the dead! This man is truly dead! The death was witnessed by no less than ten high priests & four ranking Roman Captains.
All is well in Jerusalem now except for minor repairs to repair the Temple Veil which tore from top to bottom at the end of the Passover Lamb blood shedding ritual yesterday. In an unrelated story, my next report will investigate the earthquake which shook the city yesterday. Tomorrow it looks like the Sun will come out again, after the dark overcast skies have hung low since noon yesterday. Look forward to a sunny day all Day tomorrow.


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We now understand how the priests failed to comprehend the truth of the Savior, because they were too concerned with the letter of the law and refused to allow His message to penetrate their hearts.
Thank you for your help. Eala

[Eala]

(If I may -- the editor in me is coming to the fore:)

For those who have not heard the truth, there has finally been something done about the so-called self-proclaimed "King of the Jews”, one Jesus, son of Joseph. a carpenter from Nazareth. This Jesus has for 3 three years been wandering about the Holy Land professing his blasphemous anti-Mosaic Law clatter. The man is a threat to the social order, NO MORE!

He was observed closely by our wonderful priests of the temple recently in many heretical public meetings, claiming to be the Son of the true and living God! An end has finally come to all the distracting attention this man was fomenting among the people.

Rome finally did something good for our people! In a Pharasitical gathering the criminal Jesus was apprehended late after the Passover meal time. The arrest went smoothly; not even one soldier sustained a cut in the apprehension. It was time something was done to end this outlandish uprising against our religion. Yesterday he was put to death by Roman rule; This trouble maker Jesus was sentenced to death by the cross by procurator Pilot. Pilate.

For a while it looked like Pilot Pilate may would release the criminal, but he finally took clear action and allowed the priests to show they knew the Law of GOD. In the hands down (all-be-it albeit unnecessary) trial) Jesus was actually unwilling to speak one word in defense of himself before Herod. This gives proof of his weak claim to be the Messiah!

After a scourging at the hand of Pilots Pilate's finest troops, this troublemaker Jesus, had no defense except to tell the tribunal last night, He was who He said He was!

There was little left to be done once Pilot Pilate offered the Tribunal the choice between Barabaas Barabbas or Jesus. The Priests had enough of this magician who last week spellbound a large group with evil magic. Jesus was seen allegedly bringing a man back from the dead after 4 days! There was no truth to the farce, though, because all investigation revealed that Lazarus had been sick at home with a flu bug and helped the madman trick the crowd of people.

One wonders who these followers are. Mostly they are rabble of the lowest sort. Last night one Peter, an uneducated fisherman, was positively identified to be a close friend of the criminal Jesus. After being spotted by 3 upstanding citizens & questioned by them, the "fishhead" denied any connection with this leader of insurgent mobs!

All indications now point to a quick and quiet end to all this trouble stirred up by this Nazarene. Soon all will be back to normal as before.

In addition it has been discovered Jesus had no worldly property of any kind not even an apartment to call his own, yet he claimed to be a well-to-do Hebrew of the line of King David & Solomon. A Jew that has no land building or property? How absurd!

His remains are currently locked & sealed under Centurion Roman Guard. Awaiting a final controlled permanent wrapping of the body after the Sabbath is over. The whereabouts of the anomalous rock tomb is being kept secret so as to eliminate all risk of tampering by lunatic followers. This was insisted upon by our beloved Temple Priests after rumors of attempts to enact a theft of the mutilated body in order to dupe the public into believing some more magic, specifically another raising from the dead! This man is truly dead! The death was witnessed by no less than ten high priests & four ranking Roman Captains.

All is well in Jerusalem now except for minor repairs to repair the Temple Veil which tore from top to bottom at the end of the Passover Lamb blood shedding ritual yesterday.

In an unrelated story, my next report will investigate the earthquake which shook the city yesterday.

Tomorrow it looks like the Sun will come out again, after the dark overcast skies have hung low since noon yesterday. Look forward to a sunny day all Day tomorrow.

----- We now understand how the priests failed to comprehend the truth of the Savior, because they were too concerned with the letter of the law and refused to allow His message to penetrate their hearts.

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[JockoManning]

Thank you Eala, good editing.

What about the title itself?

"Radical Blasfeeming Heratic finally brought to Trial & Condemned to Death by Roman Execusion"

[dsc]

Dear Jack,

I understand what you tried to do, and appreciate your creativity.

Please understand that there are some of us who are, for what we believe are good reasons, quite sensitive to matters of spelling, punctuation, and grammar.

Speaking solely for myself, sometimes people see things that I do out of my regard for the rules of English usage as...well, as obnoxious.

I don't claim credit for any skill I have with the English language. It seems that I was born knowing it instinctively. Mathematics gives me fits; I have to study hard for Bs and Cs.

It may be unfair, but it is a fact that one must use the language according to the rules thereof if one wishes to be taken seriously.

I hope you won't let anything said here hurt your feelings or make you angry. Just show us prissy, obnoxious "Mr. Language Persons" that you can do it as well as we can.

[Jack Armstrong]

Thank You.
Some times the spark of creativity flashes, when it does most sit on their hands.
Pardon me for mylack of spelling perfection & elementary ability on the keypad.
I remember working on many "cutting edge" inventions back when I was a young man, with my Uncle Jack. He stayed busy in his garage tinkering like Edison, Tesla or Bell. Most of his original fabrications bore the mark of a crude designer. Rough cut & obviously hand built, those conceptual "ONE OFF" designs set Jack apart as the "originator"! Uncle Jack always told me, "If its worth doing ...Its worth doing shitty!" In other words don't worry about fit and finish or polish just make the thing FIRST, then let somebody else copy you and refine it later!
Jack Lambie built the first of the biplane hang gliders,the first full fairing streamlined 18 wheeler and the original L.A. Olympics "darth vader" Bicycle helmet. His original rough cut ideas paved the way for all contemporary Aerodynamic Big Rig Trucks of today. Somebody has to put it down, after all, Forrest Gump wasn't that smart either! Stuff Happens!

[Landmine]

Jack,
Packaging bible events as modern day news stories is most interesting. Notwithstanding the spelling, grammar, etc., it is a good piece of work and what I would expect to hear from Peter Jennings, and his ilk, on the evening news. Can't wait to hear what "Peter" has to say about the quake. Oh, and calling the Apostle Peter a "fishhead" is precious.