Someone should tell Peter. 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
Now don't give me some half-formulated spin on this verse. I need all-out, both-barrels-blazing-dead-on-you-did-not-read-what-you-just-thought-you-read spin. I know you will not disappoint.
Deuteronomy 30:19 I call heaven and earth to record this day against you, that I have set before you life and death, blessing and cursing: therefore choose life, that both thou and thy seed may live: 20 That thou mayest love the LORD thy God, and that thou mayest obey his voice, and that thou mayest cleave unto him: for he is thy life, and the length of thy days: that thou mayest dwell in the land which the LORD sware unto thy fathers, to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, to give them.
Odd word there. "choose" The clot thickens
My advice to you would be to read Scripture with a more discerning eye. Replace all those "me's" with "Thee's."
And try to cut down on the exclamation points. If it's not in the words, pictures won't help.
Now do you see why no one wants to play with you?
Shoo!