My advice to you would be to read Scripture with a more discerning eye. Replace all those "me's" with "Thee's."
And try to cut down on the exclamation points. If it's not in the words, pictures won't help.
Now do you see why no one wants to play with you?
Shoo!
You're a funny old coot. Seriously. I rarely use exclamation points. They were mocking yours. Guess you missed some of the sarcasm.
As for "little substance," I've given as much substance as you have. And I'll take your response as a non-answer to any of the points I made. Thanks for chatting.