[connectthedots]

Insert 'idolotry' after 'their' in the first sentence of the second paragraph.

[P-Marlowe]

As official Thread Cop, I feel that you are definitely eligible for membership in the reguritatus, however, in the spirit in which the regurgitatus has been formed, I believe that your attuitude of contention may be misplaced here on this lighthearted thread.

However, since you have made application for election to the Knights of the Regurgiti, and that election here is not based upon any pre-condition under the control of the Council of the Regurgiti, but soley upon the unconditional rejection of those on the Exurge, Calvinisti, et judica causam tuam excommunication council, you are welcome into the Kingdom of Reguritatus and hereby Dubbed Sir CTD with all rights, priviledges and honors pertaining thereto.

With that you may take your sword to another thread and slash away. We shall have no bloodshed before the Council or the Knights of the Time Table.

If you would like, you may apply for the position of Lord High Executioner. Should you accept the position you will be given a token flame thrower and a genuine pair of Hugo Grotius® Asbestos Underwear.