I absolutely will receive proper Trinitarian Baptism (this will be something I bring up with Session this Sunday). You can blame Jean Chauvin and Wrigley for the Klompen dancing. Haggis is too nasty to contemplate and I am not coordinated enough (or Celtic enough for that matter) to Sword Dance (I think that is a boy dance anyway) ;-)
And thanks Dr Steve and xzins for your help also! ;-)