Place Your Bets: Guess the Subject of FR's One Millionth Thread! Win Nothing!

October 11, 2003

[Timesink]

When this post goes up, it will have a number somewhere in the 9995xx range, maybe 9996xx if I get distracted while typing this. We're only a few hundred threads away from rolling over the odometer.

I have no idea at what point JohnRob started his numbering scheme, so I don't know if thread 1000000 will truly be the one millionth thread posted on FR, or even anywhere close. But then, this post has no point other than fun anyway, so who cares?

Make your guess! What will be the subject of thread 1000000? The winner gets to claim the title of Ofishul FR Psychic!

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The Ofishul FR Psychic Crown.

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[EllaMinnow]

Rush Limbaugh! Am I first?

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This is thread 999543.

[CWOJackson]

THANK GOD is won't be about Governor Arnold at least...I hope.

[rface]

a FReepathon Fundraiser

[ellery]

Someone's vanity or opus!

[Charles Henrickson]

Whatever it is, it will be moved to Chat.

[dandelion]

I predict it will be about the cross-dressing Wiccan from Wichita: Miss Ilene Over!!!

[MizSterious]

Another "zot" thread?

[Joe 6-pack]

Arlen Specter loses his Senate bid and joins Kobe's defense team, exhonerating the Lakers star under an obscure and rarely invoked provision of Scottish Law.

[T Minus Four]

I don't know, but I bet it'll make the "just damn" list!

[Charles Henrickson]

1,000,000 threads:

[jocon307]

I'm going to guess either the unfortunate Mrs. Schiavo, or else Scott Peterson, he's been laying low for a while, due for a revival I think.

Or else, something else could happen! maybe a baseball thing. This is why I am a failure as a gambler, I hedge my bets too much!

[struwwelpeter]

I'm predicting that the 1,000,000th thread will be "Why I'm Leaving Free Republic For Good".

The 1,000,001st thread will be "I've Seen The Error Of My Ways, Please Take Me Back!"

[Charles Henrickson]

It will be about being the one millionth thread.

[LibWhacker]

The body of the thread will be:

Million!

[Hoplite]

Thread 1,000,000 will overflow the memory buffer - it's T1M bug!

Repent - the end of Freeperization as we know it is near...

[theFIRMbss]

This is a sample
of the many jars Jim has
of old FR threads...

[LibWhacker]

Arghhhhh! :-)