Democratic Debate~~~~~~~~ Live Thread

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[Dog]

Debate is about to start shortly and I thought we all needed a laugh tonight.

[Ladytotheright]

Ashley just showed his leadership by attacking all of them---watch the worm sqirm heee heee

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Democratic Debate Drinking Game

[Dog]

CNN

[TomGuy]

W Clark lecturing on getting the stories straight.

lol. Like he has room to talk. He didn't know whether he was a Republican or Dem, voted for or against Clinton/Regan/Bush1, supported or opposed the Iraqi War.

Go Clark Go!

lol

[Fledermaus]

Geez, we'd all be drunk in 10 minutes!

[Wait4Truth]

Yeah, you're right. Lieberman is a flip-flopper, too. Clark never would have voted for the war. Well, then he is not qualified to be in the White House. God, if GWB isn't re-elected, I fear for this country!

[Democratshavenobrains]

Bah. Where are the LaRouche supporters? They made that debate so much more interesting.

[blastdad51]

The Perfumed Prince is blabbering like all the rest.... HHHAAAA HHHAAAA

[Carolinamom]

A lot of testosteron showing...aggressive. Must be feeling the heat of LOW polls. LOL

[Dog]

Dean is showing teeth..

[Iowa Granny]

thanx

[jackbill]

Does any intelligent American really give a shit?

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

(From Slate - posted earlier today by Snake65):

Take one drink if:
A candidate mentions an ordinary American by name
A candidate mentions Bill Clinton
A candidate mentions John Ashcroft
A candidate mentions John McCain
A candidate mentions Enron
A candidate mentions Halliburton
A candidate mentions a member of his or her family
A candidate gives out his or her campaign Web site URL
A candidate flourishes a printout of a strategy paper or a bill he or she co-sponsored
A candidate looks into the wrong camera during introductions
A candidate speaks Spanish
A candidate refuses to answer a hypothetical question
A candidate evades the question of whether they'd vote for Bush's $87 billion
A candidate uses the phrase "when I'm president"
A candidate promises to "support our troops"


Take two drinks if:
A candidate says a rival is "wrong"
A candidate says he or she is "surprised" by something a rival says
The camera catches an audience member in mid-yawn


Drain your glass if:
You laugh out loud at a candidate's joke


Finish the bottle if:
The candidates get into a fistfight


Kamikaze version: Take a drink every time a candidate mentions President Bush by name. (Note: This is not recommended if you have to work Friday.)


Even without Bob Graham in the mix, there are a lot of pols on the stage to keep track of, especially after a few belts, so you may want to focus on just one or two candidates.


Carol Moseley Braun
Take a drink if she:
Points out that she's a woman
Cites the Mayflower
Uses the term "single-payer"
Refers to the "sticky ceiling"


Wesley Clark
Take a drink if he:
Says he's "pro-" something
Answers a policy question by referring to his experience in the Army
Uses the phrase "be all you can be"


Howard Dean
Take a drink if he:
Mentions "Washington" disparagingly
Mentions Ken Lay
Is caught on camera in one of his weird grimace-smiles


John Edwards
Take a drink if he:
Says something is "the right thing to do"
Mentions "Robbins, N.C."
Uses the term "millworker"
Mentions that he went to public school


Richard Gephardt
Take a drink if he:
Refers to a Bush policy as a "failure"
Points at himself
Says he "led the fight" for something Says "dad" and "Teamster" in the same sentence
Mentions Howard Dean and Newt Gingrich in the same sentence


John Kerry
Take a drink if he:
Uses the word "sacrifice"
Mentions Vietnam
Uses the phrase "so to speak"


Dennis Kucinich
Take a drink if he:
Reads from his notes
Mentions "NAFTA" and "WTO" in the same sentence
Quotes poetry (even if it's the verse on the Statue of Liberty)


Joe Lieberman
Take a drink if he:
Refers to a rival as "Brother [Name]"
Uses the word "faith"
Mentions Al Gore
Gets booed


Al Sharpton
Take a drink if he:
Accuses a rival of being a closet Republican
Comes to the aid of a rival who's under attack from other candidates or members of the audience
Smiles (don't worry, you'll go home sober)

[Howlin]

Oh, gross! I accidently turned this on!

[Fledermaus]

Actually, a true flip-flopper is Gephardt. Just go back to his 1988 Presidential campaign. He is totally on the other side of every issue he had back then.

[Dog]

Excuse me??

[Democratshavenobrains]

Democrat Front Runner Al Sharpton now speaking.

[fml]

Sharpten wants us to go the the UN and be honest.....hahahah

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I know! I laughed out loud when they went to Kerry and it took two seconds to mention 'Nam.

[Shermy]

It's unfair to punish Clark on his Iraq flip-flop. His aide made clear we are only to listen to his television speches and his book.

"...Anyone who's seen General Clark on television the last year or has read his book knows where he stands on the war," she said. "It's unfortunate that Senator Lieberman is choosing to ignore all that and focusing on one day's news story."

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