Rush rants on DU

Rush ^ | 08 October 2003 | trueblackman

[FlyVet]

LOL, they claim they have 30,000 members

Yeah, I've heard that. So, where are they? I've lurked over there several dozen times. It was hard to find a topic that had more than a dozen responses. Compare that to FR, where good posts go into hundreds or thousands of responses.

Typical DU thread:

"Bush! Chimpy! F*** You! F*** You! F*** You! You Suck!

Yeah, me too! F*** You! Hahahahaha! I feel better now!

Yeah! You guys are right on! Word! F*** You! Me too! F*** You Chimpy! Hahahaha!"

Blah, blah, blah. Some real intellectual giants over there.

[fire_eye]

Any suggestions for a post that will sure fire get me bounced.

Well, I don't see why you want to get bounced. Anyone can get bounced... but it takes a real master to stay just one micron inside the envelope, while remaining a consatant source of irritation and leaving the moderators scratching their heads over whether you really meant whatever it was that they thought you meant that might be reprehensible enuf... etc...
However, even that is probably difficult on DU, where, since it's run by Lieberals, knee-jerk (and therefore completely unpredictable) reactions are the order of the day.

But, that said, since you're intent on getting bounced, how about the following:

"You Demonrats are DOOMED. We've got the White House and BOTH houses of Congress and now we've got the Governorship of your sacred Commufornian Socialist hell-hole, and we'll get the Assembly in the next election. Why don't you all just hole up in Berzerkely and Cambridge in a big pile of schumer, so we can arrange for Bin Ladin (who has of course been working hand in hand with us all along) to gas you all with CIA nerve gas so we can make it look like an attack by Iran and use it for an excuse to continue spreading our war-for-oil across the Middle East. (Oh, and by the way, we'll have the Supreme Court soon too, once that old hosebag Ginsburg finally croaks - then we'll be able to outlaw abortions for everyone except Demonrats; we don't want you breeding anyway...)"

Try that... (actually, it may confuse them enough that you won't get bounced, and may be able to stay that magical one micron inside their limits, to continue your depradations).

In any case, hope I'm being of some assistance...

[Maelstrom]

The DU is a Clintonite website.

Any mention of the man in a less than positive light will get you banned.

[E Rocc]

"You Demonrats are DOOMED. We've got the White House and BOTH houses of Congress and now we've got the Governorship of your sacred Commufornian Socialist hell-hole, and we'll get the Assembly in the next election. Why don't you all just hole up in Berzerkely and Cambridge in a big pile of schumer, so we can arrange for Bin Ladin (who has of course been working hand in hand with us all along) to gas you all with CIA nerve gas so we can make it look like an attack by Iran and use it for an excuse to continue spreading our war-for-oil across the Middle East. (Oh, and by the way, we'll have the Supreme Court soon too, once that old hosebag Ginsburg finally croaks - then we'll be able to outlaw abortions for everyone except Demonrats; we don't want you breeding anyway...)"

You forgot the part about how when they log onto FR the moderators always know who they are and troll posts activate NSA/Illuminati Operation VK* which transmits mind control beams through their monitor that eventually hypnotize them into believing anything said in Rush Limbaugh's voice and eventually even bathing.

-Eric

* VK = Viking Kittens

[Marysecretary]

The same people interviewing Bush, O'Reilly, Coulter, Ahnold will give libs a pass every time. They don't push the button on them but get a republican or conservative in their sites, whew.

[Marysecretary]

I feel sorry for people who have to express themselves that way all the time. I slip up and come out with a bad word now and then (darn, then I have to repent for it!), but to string those kinds of words together with such hatred shows the character within. No character!

[unsycophant]

Communfornia? Bezerkley? LOL.

[BillF]

General Rush on the attack and he is rallying his troops. Democrats are trying to use the internet and Rush is crashing their sites.

It was amusing to hear Rush talk about the DUmpster's misguided post. And thank you for starting a thread about this (not that I've read the whole thread).

Just to clarify for those who may not have heard Rush's comments and might misunderstand the situation, Rush did NOT advocate or imply that one should crash DU or other web sites.

Rush simply pointed out the hate and frustration in the DU post. Indeed, Rush didn't have the correct name for DU. Unless I misheard, he referred to the site as "Democrat Underground dot org or com," NOT the correct name of "Democratic Underground."

Going to any public web site is fine, but Rush and FReepers (at least the overwhelming majority) know that intentionally crashing a web site is both wrong and counterproductive.

PS. I'll never forget your kindness at the Sept 2002 Walk to Remember 9/11 when you gave the Navy flag to the father of a Navy man who perished at the Pentagon.

[Hegemony Cricket]

No, I was actually referring to an earlier post that quoted a DUmmy as saying she needed a karmic hug after the 2000 election. But it figures that their so DUmb that they would thnk their crystals, incense and moaning had something to do with the preztel incident.

[drstevej]

Just posted on DU...

pope piel (7 posts)	Thu Oct-09-03 05:22 PM Response to Reply #30
34. One for the FReepers

You Demonrats are DOOMED. We've got the White House and BOTH houses of Congress and now we've got the Governorship of your sacred Commufornian Socialist hell-hole, and we'll get the Assembly in the next election. Why don't you all just hole up in Berzerkely and Cambridge in a big pile of schumer, so we can arrange for Bin Ladin (who has of course been working hand in hand with us all along) to gas you all with CIA nerve gas so we can make it look like an attack by Iran and use it for an excuse to continue spreading our war-for-oil across the Middle East. (Oh, and by the way, we'll have the Supreme Court soon too, once that old hosebag Ginsburg finally croaks - then we'll be able to outlaw abortions for everyone except Demonrats; we don't want you breeding anyway...)

 

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[drstevej]

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[Marysecretary]

Getting banned at DU would be a notch in my belt, a great privilege, etc., etc.(smile)

[hobbes1]

(7 posts) Thu Oct-09-03 05:22 PM Response to Reply #30 34. One for the FReepers You Demonrats are DOOMED. We've got the White House and BOTH houses of Congress and now we've got the Governorship of your sacred Commufornian Socialist hell-hole, and we'll get the Assembly in the next election. Why don't you all just hole up in Berzerkely and Cambridge in a big pile of schumer, so we can arrange for Bin Ladin (who has of course been working hand in hand with us all along) to gas you all with CIA nerve gas so we can make it look like an attack by Iran and use it for an excuse to continue spreading our war-for-oil across the Middle East. (Oh, and by the way, we'll have the Supreme Court soon too, once that old hosebag Ginsburg finally croaks - then we'll be able to outlaw abortions for everyone except Demonrats; we don't want you breeding anyway...)

F*ng hilarious....

[Pyro7480]

He's talking about how Rush's fans shut down the DU website. Heh heh heh... ;-)

[Fraulein]

I just heard it too. LOL!

[Marysecretary]

Dontcha love it? Too bad it couldn't be shut down for good, but...this is America.

[redhead]

ROTFL!!! Neat work, Pope!

[Dr. Eckleburg]

Dr. Steve, (gasp) I didn't know you had it in you.

Sort of like DU's Superman to FR's Clark Kent.

It must be the cape.

[drstevej]

Actually, I asked for suggestions for a sure fire exit post from DU and posted the winning suggestion. It survived about 20 minutes on DU before I was executed.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

Here's one to savor, James.

A Calvinist takes one for the team.