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To: drstevej
Any suggestions for a post that will sure fire get me bounced.

Well, I don't see why you want to get bounced. Anyone can get bounced... but it takes a real master to stay just one micron inside the envelope, while remaining a consatant source of irritation and leaving the moderators scratching their heads over whether you really meant whatever it was that they thought you meant that might be reprehensible enuf... etc...
However, even that is probably difficult on DU, where, since it's run by Lieberals, knee-jerk (and therefore completely unpredictable) reactions are the order of the day.

But, that said, since you're intent on getting bounced, how about the following:

"You Demonrats are DOOMED. We've got the White House and BOTH houses of Congress and now we've got the Governorship of your sacred Commufornian Socialist hell-hole, and we'll get the Assembly in the next election. Why don't you all just hole up in Berzerkely and Cambridge in a big pile of schumer, so we can arrange for Bin Ladin (who has of course been working hand in hand with us all along) to gas you all with CIA nerve gas so we can make it look like an attack by Iran and use it for an excuse to continue spreading our war-for-oil across the Middle East. (Oh, and by the way, we'll have the Supreme Court soon too, once that old hosebag Ginsburg finally croaks - then we'll be able to outlaw abortions for everyone except Demonrats; we don't want you breeding anyway...)"

Try that... (actually, it may confuse them enough that you won't get bounced, and may be able to stay that magical one micron inside their limits, to continue your depradations).

In any case, hope I'm being of some assistance...

602 posted on 10/09/2003 12:04:37 AM PDT by fire_eye
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To: fire_eye
"You Demonrats are DOOMED. We've got the White House and BOTH houses of Congress and now we've got the Governorship of your sacred Commufornian Socialist hell-hole, and we'll get the Assembly in the next election. Why don't you all just hole up in Berzerkely and Cambridge in a big pile of schumer, so we can arrange for Bin Ladin (who has of course been working hand in hand with us all along) to gas you all with CIA nerve gas so we can make it look like an attack by Iran and use it for an excuse to continue spreading our war-for-oil across the Middle East. (Oh, and by the way, we'll have the Supreme Court soon too, once that old hosebag Ginsburg finally croaks - then we'll be able to outlaw abortions for everyone except Demonrats; we don't want you breeding anyway...)"
You forgot the part about how when they log onto FR the moderators always know who they are and troll posts activate NSA/Illuminati Operation VK* which transmits mind control beams through their monitor that eventually hypnotize them into believing anything said in Rush Limbaugh's voice and eventually even bathing.

-Eric

* VK = Viking Kittens

604 posted on 10/09/2003 5:33:00 AM PDT by E Rocc (Browns 33, Steelers 13)
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To: fire_eye
Communfornia? Bezerkley? LOL.
607 posted on 10/09/2003 8:27:40 AM PDT by unsycophant
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To: fire_eye
Just posted on DU...

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Response to Reply #30
34. One for the FReepers

You Demonrats are DOOMED. We've got the White House and BOTH houses of Congress and now we've got the Governorship of your sacred Commufornian Socialist hell-hole, and we'll get the Assembly in the next election. Why don't you all just hole up in Berzerkely and Cambridge in a big pile of schumer, so we can arrange for Bin Ladin (who has of course been working hand in hand with us all along) to gas you all with CIA nerve gas so we can make it look like an attack by Iran and use it for an excuse to continue spreading our war-for-oil across the Middle East. (Oh, and by the way, we'll have the Supreme Court soon too, once that old hosebag Ginsburg finally croaks - then we'll be able to outlaw abortions for everyone except Demonrats; we don't want you breeding anyway...)

 
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610 posted on 10/09/2003 10:25:13 AM PDT by drstevej (Let's see how long it takes to get bounced)
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