Dennis Miller Zings Stupid Voters and the ACLU!

Hannity and Colmes ^ | 10-03-03 | Dennis Miller

[jmstein7]

Since the recall in California's coming up, we'll use that for purposes of our tutorial. And the lesson to be learned is this, if you're too stupid to vote correctly, don't vote.

Now I know they're expecting a big turnout next week, especially now that Arianna Huffington has loosed up her 3.5 votes to freely roam the plains.

[jmstein7]

I love Miller!

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[justrepublican]

ACLU, Hanging by a chad.

[liberallarry]

There are plenty of voters out there who are that stupid and do vote. Originally, there were some qualifications to try to eliminate them - property, reading skills, knowledge of the language and the Constitution, etc. No longer. Even registering is proving too difficult.

Have we gone too far? I don't know. I like aristrocracy. I like elitism. But they didn't govern very well either.

[dagny taggert]

Just not as a Monday Night Football commentator...

[rs79bm]

While you're at it, if you do happen to have a pipe cleaner for a brainstem, maybe you ought to practice getting in and out of the shower, before you go to the polling place, because you certainly don't want to put yourself in harm's way entering and exiting the steel vault that is the voting booth.

LMAO

[conservativeammom]

This should be run on all California TV and radio stations as a public service announcement......GO DENNIS!!!!!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Beware of that condescension and remember that liberals always feel your pain, unless, of course, they caused it.

Heard this last night. Great stuff. This last line is a keeper.

[Wphile]

...remember that liberals always feel your pain, unless, of course, they caused it!

ROFLMAO! Miller is hilarious. Great post. Thanks!

Oh and BTW, if the idiots in California had to vote using my ballot that wouldn't stand a chance. I vote by mail and my ballot is actually separate from the instructions so there are no arrows to follow. Additionally, I don't get a stylus with which to bunch the ballot and there isn't even a backing anymore so you must literally tear the chad off. Oh, and the print is about a number 6 font! I agree with Miller - if you can't figure out the ballot, you don't deserve to vote.

[alloysteel]

What a novel concept. If you don't understand the issues or the candidates on the ballot, or how to mark it, stay home and don't vote.

There goes practically the entire voter base in most of the "majority Democrat" precincts in "blue America".

Except for the graveyards. Those votes are done in the back room in the election clerk's office anyway.

[Night Hides Not]

Have we gone too far? I don't know. I like aristrocracy. I like elitism. But they didn't govern very well either.

I don't like aristocracy or elitism. However, I do like the fact that if people are too lazy to vote, it makes my vote that much more valuable.

[John Jorsett]

I've been saying this for years, and here Miller stole my material. Now when I say it, everyone will think I got it from Dennis. This is sooooo unfair. Where's the ACLU's phone number ...

[Pegita]

None of this applies to my little patch in Pennsylvania ~ we enter a curtained booth with pencil and paper ballot ~ no fuss ... no muss ... evidently, we believe in KISS ... keep it simple, stupid ...

[Psycho_Bunny]

It's funny, 10 or so years ago, when I first saw his stand-up show called "Black and White" (which is hilarious) I remember thinking "Wow, it kind of sounds like this guy isn't a liberal."  

Which I found pretty out-of-place for a comedian.

And after 9-11, the guy has just slipped farther and farther right - culminating in his latest HBO/DVD release "The Raw Feed" which I watched yesterday and let me tell you:  it's basically an overt, 1 hour slam on liberals.

I was really surprised that HBO even made it.  It's 60 minutes of verbally abusing liberals and liberal causes.

There are a couple really lewd lines in it but, if that doesn't bother you, I heartily suggest "The Raw Feed" to any FReeper that enjoys stand-up. (Although, he does take a pot-shot at unrestrained pro-2nd Amendment attitudes.)

 

[Afronaut]

Miller has a host of writers, you love the delivery. It is show buisness, all one big production. Miller has found a way to make a buck with the neo-conservatives. I would wonder how liberal his social values really are and if he is another RINO. He had a failed movie and TV career but now has found a corner to stand in.

I do not dislike this guy but I can see what the real deal is here.

SHOE BUISNESS.

[browardchad]

There are plenty of voters out there who are that stupid and do vote.

And I always get stuck behind them on election day.

[Yardstick]

The liberals are so wrong in this case I feel like they're actually gaslighting me.

Could someone explain this remark to me? I feel so unhip.

[Psycho_Bunny]

And then they (the ACLU)  always bring up our founding fathers:

"You shouldn't be so uptight man, our founding fathers were civil libertarians"

...oh, for god's sake...do you think our founding fathers would have put up with any of this sh!t?

They were blowing peoples heads off because they put a take on their breakfast beverage.

...and it wasn't even coffee.

Can you imagine how bat-sh!t these guys would have been if they'd been on a 4-shot espresso?