can someone please interpret this drem for me

maya

[hi i am maya]

i was in a moll,stteping down through the stairs when a bug, something like mosquito bite me on the hand.after few minutes a small ball under my skin appeared.it began to move through my fingers and arm.i started to run towerds the hospital.the street was full with people.there was some kind of carneval or bazzar going on. i was hardly walking through the people when one boy, forigner from neighbouring country, came out from the people and wanted to ask me something. i told him to leave me becouse i don`t have time, that i should hurry to the hospital.he said that he would come with me. he kissed me and he hold me for my hand and came with me at the hospital. he was there all the time with me. some small bugs started to get out of my skin. the skin was full with eggs of the bugs. at first the doctors tried to clean all bugs and eggs from my skin, but they can`t and let the bugs to get out of it.on the spots where bugs came out appeared some red spots that doctors said that are some begining of skin cancer and that they may developed in skin cancer. the bugs began to become larger and larger, som ething like big grasshoppers. they came out from all my body.and than something simmilar to goat came out from my abdomen,but it was big, tiny and all black and with long hair.i thought than that the worst is behind me.i told myslef that now with that goat must everything evil from me came out.but than some hairly tiny antennas started to came out from my abdomen. than the goat said :now u will see what is pain, this is spider that should destroyed u at all. i was scaryed to death.and than suddenly i was in front of the doctor and everything was passed. i was there for a control. she said to me that probably everything will be ok and than she noticed that my voice wasn`t ok and that i had sore troath. she said that it isn`t scary onlu if my tiroidhea (gland at the front of the neck isn`t larger than usuall). at that moment i look up my self at the mirror and i noticed that it become to swelling. and i said to my self: well that`s all maya, u have to face it, there isn`t a help for u!

thank you for your time

[Mulder]

It means you're too slow, behind the times, and not responsive to your customers!

[meyer]

I cannot force myself to read the entire thread. But one impression jumps out ... newbie with poor English skills and a virtually absurd message could equal an al Qaeda coded message post.

It kind-of reminds me of those unusual posts I saw on usenet for a while prior to 9/11, except that those posters could spell reasonably well.

Maybe this is the internet version of FR being "hatted" much like the union thugs did to a freeper named Mr. Adams in Philly a couple of years ago at a Hitlery freep.

[GSWarrior]

Oh, too much to drem
Oh, too much to drem
Too much to drem last night
Oh, too much to drem

[Twinkie]

Are you eating late at night right before going to bed?
Sometimes that will cause bad dreams. Are you afraid about
your health? Think about what is going on in your real
life that might have caused your dream in all these symbols.
If you will be sure to remind yourself that there is one
sure cure for these bad dreams and that is to simply
Wake Up! Our dreams are trying to tell us something. In
fact, we write our own dreams to cope with our real life
problems. Also, taking high dosages of Vitamin B6 can cause
vivid dreams, as well as some prescription drugs. Look up
side effects on any medication you're taking. I had to cut
back on some medicine the doctor had prescribed increasing.

[conservativeammom]

Your post means that I am gonna hang out my shingle and start chargin for interpreting stupid dreams. I can make a bundle just on yours alone. Have a nice evenin!!!!

[Shanda]

I have never had anything to do with tarot in my entire life, or any other form of occult.

I was thinking the expression about three times was from Pharoah's dreams but I was not sure.

[alexandria]

I also recall somewhere, maybe in the Bible, that for a dream to have meaning, it must be repeated two more times on different nights.

Uh oh, if that's the case then i'm way behind on having some recurring dreams of mine checked out. I have at least 3 that follow an almost exact senario every time.

The ones I always thought should mean something are the dreams where, even if I wake up 2-3 times while having it, I always return and "pick up" where I left off. Persistant dreams, yeah that's the ticket!

[gitmo]

They're called Gitmo Dreams. Make you talk, and talk, and talk. Because only the Gitmo people can make the bugs go away.

Don't drag me into this! I use caps, punctuation, sentences, and paragraphs.

[BSunday]

It's called "a joke". Sorry, I forgot the sarcasm tag. I guess that means the joke bombed, huh?

[stands2reason]

I have never had a recurring dream.

Consider yourself lucky. My dreams come in mini-series.

[stands2reason]

Now, now be nice, it's obvious she's a recent public school attendee. No need for drugs for that mess.

[stands2reason]

I had a cat named Maia, then one night, I dreamed that she died. She did.

[stands2reason]

I'm one of my worse dreams, I'm a former child-actor.

[dighton]

Sounds like the writer had an entire sheet of LSD or something.

Like wow, I'd forgotten this old trip, until, like, your flashback.