can someone please interpret this drem for me

maya

[hi i am maya]

i was in a moll,stteping down through the stairs when a bug, something like mosquito bite me on the hand.after few minutes a small ball under my skin appeared.it began to move through my fingers and arm.i started to run towerds the hospital.the street was full with people.there was some kind of carneval or bazzar going on. i was hardly walking through the people when one boy, forigner from neighbouring country, came out from the people and wanted to ask me something. i told him to leave me becouse i don`t have time, that i should hurry to the hospital.he said that he would come with me. he kissed me and he hold me for my hand and came with me at the hospital. he was there all the time with me. some small bugs started to get out of my skin. the skin was full with eggs of the bugs. at first the doctors tried to clean all bugs and eggs from my skin, but they can`t and let the bugs to get out of it.on the spots where bugs came out appeared some red spots that doctors said that are some begining of skin cancer and that they may developed in skin cancer. the bugs began to become larger and larger, som ething like big grasshoppers. they came out from all my body.and than something simmilar to goat came out from my abdomen,but it was big, tiny and all black and with long hair.i thought than that the worst is behind me.i told myslef that now with that goat must everything evil from me came out.but than some hairly tiny antennas started to came out from my abdomen. than the goat said :now u will see what is pain, this is spider that should destroyed u at all. i was scaryed to death.and than suddenly i was in front of the doctor and everything was passed. i was there for a control. she said to me that probably everything will be ok and than she noticed that my voice wasn`t ok and that i had sore troath. she said that it isn`t scary onlu if my tiroidhea (gland at the front of the neck isn`t larger than usuall). at that moment i look up my self at the mirror and i noticed that it become to swelling. and i said to my self: well that`s all maya, u have to face it, there isn`t a help for u!

thank you for your time

[BSunday]

Hey, this is serious you guys

Idiot!! Donet you no its speled "series" ?

[slimer]

"i said to my self: well that`s all maya, u have to face it, there isn`t a help for u!

You said it!

[MHGinTN]

I cannot force myself to read the entire thread. But one impression jumps out ... newbie with poor English skills and a virtually absurd message could equal an al Qaeda coded message post.

[BSunday]

Do not go into hostile Indian territory wearing an Arrowsmith shirt.

ROTFLMAO You are THE MAN

[Spok]

Dream? That exact thing happened to me just last week!!

[Dog]

TLBSHOW is that you???

[b4its2late]

LOL!!!!!!!

[b4its2late]

Good point....

[b4its2late]

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

[MHGinTN]

Atonshineg!

[OutSpot]

Stay away from the roach powder Dude

[jmc813]

You might find this amusing.

[Liberal Classic]

This is almost as good as when I dreamt I was in a mall on roller skates being chased by my high school principal and Levitz from Barney Miller.

[Dog Gone]

I Have a Drem!

[Cathryn Crawford]

Dude, step away from the pot.

[William Tell]

Shanda said: "I have never had a recurring dream."

For the last several weeks I have had a recurring dream.

I am logged onto FR reading a Kalifornia Recall thread.
One poster says "Arnold is the man!"
Another, "He's just a RINO".
Then, "A vote for TM is a vote for Cruz".

If it doesn't stop in a couple of weeks I'll have to seek professional help.

[LibKill]

It's a death-dream. As in, you have this dream a few days or hours before you die horribly.

My interpretation of this particular death-dream indicates that the dreamer will be eaten by rabid chihuahuas.

Alive and screaming.

[The Grim Freeper]

That's hilarious!

[meyer]

There is a strong possibility you will have a bad day in the coming weeks, but don't worry because it won't last very long.

24 hours tops.

[meyer]

Re: #113 - I definately want whatever you're having! Great dream! :^)