can someone please interpret this drem for me

maya

[hi i am maya]

i was in a moll,stteping down through the stairs when a bug, something like mosquito bite me on the hand.after few minutes a small ball under my skin appeared.it began to move through my fingers and arm.i started to run towerds the hospital.the street was full with people.there was some kind of carneval or bazzar going on. i was hardly walking through the people when one boy, forigner from neighbouring country, came out from the people and wanted to ask me something. i told him to leave me becouse i don`t have time, that i should hurry to the hospital.he said that he would come with me. he kissed me and he hold me for my hand and came with me at the hospital. he was there all the time with me. some small bugs started to get out of my skin. the skin was full with eggs of the bugs. at first the doctors tried to clean all bugs and eggs from my skin, but they can`t and let the bugs to get out of it.on the spots where bugs came out appeared some red spots that doctors said that are some begining of skin cancer and that they may developed in skin cancer. the bugs began to become larger and larger, som ething like big grasshoppers. they came out from all my body.and than something simmilar to goat came out from my abdomen,but it was big, tiny and all black and with long hair.i thought than that the worst is behind me.i told myslef that now with that goat must everything evil from me came out.but than some hairly tiny antennas started to came out from my abdomen. than the goat said :now u will see what is pain, this is spider that should destroyed u at all. i was scaryed to death.and than suddenly i was in front of the doctor and everything was passed. i was there for a control. she said to me that probably everything will be ok and than she noticed that my voice wasn`t ok and that i had sore troath. she said that it isn`t scary onlu if my tiroidhea (gland at the front of the neck isn`t larger than usuall). at that moment i look up my self at the mirror and i noticed that it become to swelling. and i said to my self: well that`s all maya, u have to face it, there isn`t a help for u!

thank you for your time

[Thinkin' Gal]

Oh good, I'm not too late.

[Ranxerox]

Hey, this is serious you guys.

Indeed, vey series.

It could even be hugh.

Drem; moll.

If this sort of Free Republic pidgin keeps up, in another five years the posts here will be indecipherable to everyone except those in-the-know. Kinda provides incentive to keep up.

[Hot Tabasco]

I was going to call 911 for her but not only couldn't I remember their phone number buy my phone is making this weird noise. Must be broken...

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie
This really blew my mind
The fact that me,
A long-haired overfed
Leaping gnome
Could be the star of a Hollywood movie.

[50sDad]

Douglas Adams did the same thing in the last Hitchhiker's book. I'd like to dig him up, spit on him and bury him again. [/foaming]

[Fury]

Were you by chance logged in while having this dream?

Or eating a piece of cheese?

[RosieCotton]

I'm still working my way through the Hitchhiker books, so I haven't gotten around to getting angry yet. Will be soon, I guess! But I was NOT happy with what happened to the Lone Gunmen. That should be punished severely and painfully. What a cop out!

[exile]

That's why they call it dope.

[PigRigger]

Hey Bustamente shouldn't you be prepin for the debate?

[50sDad]

I won't further ruin it for you, but chaff amonst the wheat...Arthur should have been given his time with his lady love and left it there. I have to think of what Arthur Conan Doyle did with Sherlock...but HE was around to bring the character back from the dead. Sigh.

[New Horizon]

...and i said to my self: well that`s all maya, u have to face it, there isn`t a help for u!

The only understandable line of this post.

Try to taper off whatever you're withdrawing from gradually.

[RichInOC]

WHAT YOU SAY!!

[b4its2late]

Don't eat Mexican food right before going to bed.

[dirtboy]

I'll give you credit - your post is an innovative use of stupidity...

[RightWhale]

The meaning of this dream: one's dreams are meaningful and interesting only to oneself.

[Constitutional Patriot]

"I think that the dream is quite common among most public high school English teachers."

ROTFLMAO....

[BSunday]

I can't help but have mixed fellings here.

[BSunday]

You owe me a flippin' monitor pal! Or is it pall?

[b4its2late]

In case you missed this one.....

[BSunday]

I also recall somewhere, maybe in the Bible, that for a dream to have meaning, it must be repeated two more times on different nights.

That's not in the Bible, it's in Madame Lazonga's script. Stay away from the tarot ladies.