Freeper Interview Series: Chad Fairbanks

Patriot Paradox

[sonsofliberty2000]

The latest interview in the Freeper Interview Series is now online at Patriot Paradox. The interview is with Chad Fairbanks, and here are some highlights:

What are some memories you have of protests or other activist events?

Well, there are so many. In my early years I was always on the side that was cracking down on Left-wing protests. In the navy I had lots of encounters with Greenpeace and the Sea Shepherds, so I would say that was the most enjoyable bit of activism I was involved in - if 'activism' is defined as "Using a fire hose on dirty, smelly hippies".

Also, I have really enjoyed being a part of the Puget Sound chapter of Free Republic (Yo! A shout out to my Puget Sound Homies! Word!). I especially enjoyed the Hillary FReep we put together recently, as that also allowed me to get my children involved. They really had fun making signs.

Have any fears or phobias?

I'm afraid of birds. Oh wait, that's Cathryn. Never mind. I have an irrational fear of shoes.

How would you describe yourself?

6' 5", washboard stomach, rippling muscles, long windswept blonde hair, chiseled features, and piercing green eyes - but that would be really inaccurate.

For the full interview visit: Chad Fairbanks Interview

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

LOL (Oh, I am. I am.)

[Mo1]

And how many pairs do you have ;0)

[Chad Fairbanks]

OK, in addition to the kid trying to eat a school bus, we have this:

A Baltimore man bit into fried chicken, or he THOUGHT it was fried chicken, but it turns out it was a MOUSE that had crawled in under the skin of a chicken, and got stuck and then was breaded and fried with chicken...

They are saying the restaraunt had a few health code violations in the past. I'm shocked. ;0)

[Chad Fairbanks]

KIRO 7 is on in the other room. I don't think anyone is actually watching it. Oh, wait - the cat is. He's such a couch potato...

[Chad Fairbanks]

3. But no pairs of shoes.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Oh man.

My husband used to love to go to this drive-in in his hometown, and whenever we were visiting my in-laws, we would go there...until the last time, when I saw about six or seven rats maybe twenty-five feet away from the place, by their dumpster.

I never did try the chicken.

That guy will never get over biting into a mouse, I'm guessing.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Which cat is the couch potato? And he's a couch potato compared to what? Are the others desk potatoes? Chair potatoes? Rug potatoes?

[Chad Fairbanks]

That guy will never get over biting into a mouse, I'm guessing.

Well, men today are such wusses... I bit into a mouse once, and I was THANKFUL!

[Chad Fairbanks]

Boo-boo (the really fat one) is the couch potato. The rest are Lap Potatos

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

LOL

Was that before or after you walked barefoot ten miles uphill both ways to school in two feet of snow?

[Chad Fairbanks]

That was my snack for on the way to school...

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Does Boo-boo hog the remote?

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

ROTFL

[Mo1]

Is that safe with no shoes?

[Chad Fairbanks]

Sometimes it's messy...

[Chad Fairbanks]

Yes. One day I tried to take it from him, and the look I got told me that I had just committed a faux paw....

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Ewwwwwww. : )

(And what does Boo-boo like to watch, besides KIRO?)

[Chad Fairbanks]

Old Yogi reruns...

[CyberCowboy777]

OMG!

Aye

[Mo1]

Well then you need to wear socks ;0)