"How to Expose and Torment Liberals"

ChronWatch ^ | Friday, September 19, 2003 | Posted by Jon Alvarez

[Forgiven_Sinner]

"However, liberals might as well burst into flames when confronted by Ann Coulter. They foam at the mouth; their heads spin around 360 degrees, and begin to speak in some form of ancient language when they run up against Ms. Coulter." is my favorite quote in this amusing article.

[4mycountry]

LOL! Good article. And I agree, Ann Coulter would me a most effective way of tormenting a liberal. I'm currently reading her book "Slander". VERY good.

[Willie Green]

Nuclear waste promotes biodiversity and the creation of new species!

[Howie]

The writer left out the most incendiary subjects of all: personal defense, firearms.

[Welsh Rabbit]

You can ask a person this, "Do you now, or have you ever, owned a pair of Birkenstocks?"

[JulieRNR21]

On Sept. 11 my husband & I drove by a display of 3000 American flags placed as a memorial for those who died in the terrorist attacks.

There was also a display of large yellow ribbons & the names of local men & women serving in the military.

We slowed down a little to pay our respects and the driver behind us started to blast his car horn incessantly.

I stuck an American Flag out the passenger side window and waved it vigorously......he got the message & stopped beeping his horn!

[AdA$tra]

"However, liberals might as well burst into flames when confronted by Ann Coulter. They foam at the mouth; their heads spin around 360 degrees, and begin to speak in some form of ancient language when they run up against Ms. Coulter." is my favorite quote in this amusing article.

I play much of the time on a local forum on my hometown newspaper's site. It is like a Kilingon holadeck program excpet I surround myself with evil liberals to test myself in battle. Ann Coulter is like magic shields button in a video game. You can only invoke her every once in a while, but she is very effective at creating that 360 degree head and REDRUM, REDRUM, mantra thing. She takes a lot of heat for me. Thanks Ann!

[.cnI redruM]

Yeah, but calling someone a "Birkenstock Bolshevik", a "MasterCard Marxist", a "Ben and Jerry's Bohemian" or a "Starbuck's Sandanista" is strictly off limits. ;)

[fporretto]

That's because Ann pulls no punches. Previous conservative commentators have been all too careful not to say precisely what they meant, since it might make someone feel bad. She not only calls a spade a spade; she also backs up everything she says with references galore. And the Left positively hates her for it.

Freedom, Wealth, and Peace,
Francis W. Porretto
Visit the Palace Of Reason:
http://palaceofreason.com

[Forgiven_Sinner]

I'd better follow the Rule:

[Forgiven_Sinner]

I'd better follow the Rule (attempt 2)

[Welsh Rabbit]

MasterCard Marxist

LOL! Good one. I've always just called them Sandalistas....

[Cicero]

Vermont is full of what my daughter calls "trustifarians"--hippies with trust funds from their parents.

[GeekDejure]

Hmmm . . . Is Jon inferring that I should put peanut butter on the nose of a liberal . . . or would that be an insult to dogs??? ;-))

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[Marauder]

dab of peanut butter on the end of your dog's nose

Can't say I've ever done that, but I once saw my cat step on a piece of Scotch tape with his hind paw. He shook his foot so fast, it was a blur. He thought it was my fault, so he hissed and spit at me.

I enjoy invoking a reaction like that when I debate with liberals.

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

, "Do you now, or have you ever, owned a pair of Birkenstocks?"

I can't imagine putting those on. I prefer hiking boots. The heavier and stiffer, the better. One of my irrational fears is being surprised by an intruder while barefoot. I just feel much more confident in boots. It's a lot like why people feel more secure with a firearm by the bedside. Though a liberal would weepily and condescendingly tell me I have unresolved issues with aggression, or some nonsense like that.

[Flyer]

"Do you now, or have you ever, owned a pair of Birkenstocks?"

AHEM!

[TheAngryClam]

Yes, continuously.

I live in them.

Your point is?

[Welsh Rabbit]

Your secret's safe with me...

[Welsh Rabbit]

Your point is?

You live and work in Berzerkly (I'm aware of your webapage; it's good!) But you gotta admit, Birkenstocks is not anything any respeactable conservative would want to be associated with...