[PJ-Comix]

The most surreal moment came when the Iraq questions were getting tougher, and Clark called for his press aide Mary Jacoby. "Mary, help!" the retired general cried, in a moment that could define him, and not as the tough military leader his supporters tout him as. The soothing Jacoby reminded Clark, "You said you would have voted for the resolution as leverage for a U.N.-based solution."

"Right," Clark responded. "Exactly."

"Mary, help!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

But when the reporters asked if he'd back a halt to executions, they noted, "Clark sat up straight. 'Stop. Stop,' he said. 'I promised I wasn't going to take a strong position.'"

This was from a Miami Herald article that I posted earlier today.

Why have my party's elders rallied around a candidate who is so shockingly uninformed about core issues and his own positions?

Why have you stayed in a party run by morons?

[.cnI redruM]

Why hang around w/ morons?

They are the only ones who would willing follow Weasley Clark to the water fountain.

[Cicero]

Humm. It looks as if Salon isn't following the clinton script. I wonder why?

[x]

I would never vote for Schwarzenegger, of course, ...

I wish I had a comment on this. It's the sort of smug, arrogant, throwaway line that leaves me speechless. "Of course" implies that her reasons are obvious, which they clearly aren't (it won't do just to say that she's a liberal, since Arnold isn't exactly the most conservative of candidates.). In the end, her comment leaves people thinking more about herself than either Clark or Schwarzenegger, ... which is probably what she wants.

[cars for sale]

the staple 5 incher spreading his "truth"

[Peach]

ping for a great Clark read. Flipper doesn't have a clue and obviously hasn't memorized what the Clintons told him.

[Peach]

Great post - thanks for putting it here. If you don't get many responses because it's a Friday night, may I respectfully suggest posting it again.

[billhilly]

"Of course, Clark lacks many of Schwarzenegger's negatives -- his notorious past with women, for instance --"

Whoa! This from Salon? Salon was created to help pull Bill Clinton's butt from the fire. With the help of Sidney Blumenthal, Hillary and Bill, Salon fed a steady stream of defensive articles that became "mainstreamed" by some segments of the legitimate media. While it became clear what their agenda was, they toiled on into near bankruptcy,and were rescued, time after time, as if they were a clone of the Chrysler Corporation.

[Timesink]

I would never vote for Schwarzenegger, of course, and I may still vote for Clark.

What more need be said? Even after all that, she still doesn't care about anything - ANYTHING - but voting to regain Democratic power.

[austingirl]

Dear God, I didn't think Weasely could top that priceless moment when he was asked by reporters to answer questions after a TV appearance and he whipped out his cell phone to call his handlers at CNN and asked someone named Gail if he could answer the questions. He was told "NO!" so he told the reporters he couldn't talk - it was PRICELESS.

First Gail and now Mary - I can't stop laughing!

[Moonman62]

Of course, Clark lacks many of Schwarzenegger's negatives -- his notorious past with women, for instance...

I bet she wasn't bothered in the least about Clinton's past with women.

[jern]

great read, thanks for posting.

[Klein-Bottle]

Wasn’t Clark the CO of Fort Hood and as such supplied military equipment for the Waco massacre? After that, or because of it, he became Bill and Hillary’s favorite military officer; thus taking command of NATO forces and winning a fourth star.

If he was the one who supplied military equipment to be used against Americans, there is some serious explaining he has to do.

[Exit148]

HeeHee! Clark is going to be fun to watch!!

Keep talking, Wes!!

[Conservative4Ever]

What a riot.....the problem is the Clintons haven't given him his talking points yet.

Red

[Shmokey]

Mary help!! One of my general stars is stuck up my ass.
What a buffoon. He belongs in the French army.

[Joe Marine 76]

Outstanding Post PJ,

When I first saw General Clark concerning Kosovo a few years ago and more recently on TV, I thought he had a vacant look on his face: what we on active duty used to call "the Two Thousand Yard Stare." Granted, he was first in his class at West Point and a Rhodes Scholar, but I suspect he got to the top by "ticket punch" and on the backs of his staffs and subordinate commanders during his years on active duty. There is something wrong with this guy: a "Perfumed Prince" perhaps as Colonel Hackworth would call him. Someone help here me if I'm wrong! Aside from that he is "owned and operated" by the Clintons!

[r9etb]

Why have my party's elders rallied around a candidate who is so shockingly uninformed about core issues and his own positions?

Well, the word 'Hillary' springs to mind.....

[ctonious]

And the sniping from fellow Democrats -- let alone the Bush machine -- hasn't yet begun

What the 'Rats don't realize is that Bush (in these cases) does not ever need to snipe. In fact, the genius of Rove in situations like this - is to give the poor unwitting bastards all the room in the world to make STUUUUUpid statements like these - with no interference.

[MediaMole]

What Clark needs is a sergeant. He can listen to the experienced sergeant and then do the opposite just like the good, over-promoted second leutenant he is.

[BobS]

Dear Mr. PJ-Comix,

The purpose for Clark was to see if an illusion could still be presented as reality a-la Clinton. Folks have learned a bit since that time.

He was only a test-RAT.

Labor on,
Bob