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To: paulklenk
Are limericks acceptable?

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The impeccably natty Dan Rather
Shaves close ‘fore the camera-folks gather
But when his image came back
From his chat in Iraq
The stuff ‘round his mouth wasn’t lather.

30 posted on 09/18/2003 6:17:43 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (®)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts; paulklenk; Zavien Doombringer; 4mycountry
Penned for one of the Viking Kittens:

While the idiotic liberals scheme and plot,
They slither and lurk, but then think “Why not”.
Be a fake FReeper.
What could be sweeter?
I’ll tell you troll; Zavien Doombringer’s ZOT!
33 posted on 09/18/2003 8:03:54 AM PDT by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain on the dress.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
BLAHAHAHA! say it again.
36 posted on 09/18/2003 8:44:25 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
Limericks?

This one ran on THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY Web site on May 28, 1997:

When Bill's henchmen said, "Paula ... hey you!"
Follow us, not much for you to do. ...
Oh, little did she know
Something was 'bout to grow
When she entered that "room with a view!!!"

Copyright © 1997-2003 Pamela Rice Hahn
All rights reserved.
46 posted on 09/18/2003 10:29:30 AM PDT by Fawnn (God's in His Heaven (always true). All's right with the world (prayers needed for the last part))
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