LYING HISTORY TOUR 2003 COMING TO PROVIDENCE, RI THIS SUNDAY!!!

[got_moab?]

Just a heads up to those who may be interested in Freeping the "Face of evil". Hillary will be signing this coming Sunday, September 21st at the Brown University Bookstore between 6 and 9 pm.

[freekitty]

I keep laughing about our hard Hillary has been working as a Senator. I don't see it. I do see her working hard for the Presidency with that lying rapist ex-husband of hers.

They both should be in jail.

[Paul Atreides]

Bill's been working hard, too. 'Course, it's been in hotel rooms.

[Old Sarge]

BEHOLD THE DEMOCRAT NOMINEE!

[Chad Fairbanks]

Darn you. Darn you to heck. No one needs to see her THAT close-up.

[Brad’s Gramma]

I will NOT sleep tonight, do you know that?

Thank you for NUTHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Humidston]

Heheh... I'll never forget one of our brave FReepers actually faced her down and reported here that

HER FACE IS FUZZY!!!

[upchuck]

Perhaps she'll deliver her child while she's there?

[JOE6PAK]

Hope the good DR. has the old DEVIL mask ready.

[Old Sarge]

I consider it my duty to my fellow FReeper's to remind them each day of who will most likely be the next President of the US.

Unless people extricate their craniums from their colons, and DO SOMETHING!

[deadhead]

Thought the crew would like to "greet" Hillary in Providence ;-)

[Chad Fairbanks]

Hope the good DR. has the old DEVIL mask ready.

A "The Devil is following me!" Ping!

[Samwise]

THE PRIESTS OF THE GOLDEN BULL
(c) Buffy Sainte-Marie

Who brought the bomb wrapped in business cards
and stained with steak?
Who hires a maid to wash his money?
Who keeps politicians on the take?
Who puts outspoken third-worlders in jail just to shut
them down?
Oh the lies vary from place to place but the truth is
still the same, even in this town

Their tongues are silver forks
There's a lack of wisdom,
you can hear it on their breath
Windego

Third Worlders see it first: the dynamite, the dozers,
the cancer and the acid rain
The corporate caterpillars come into our backyards
and turn the world to pocket change
Reservations are the nuclear frontline;
uranium poisoning kills
We're starving in a handful of gluttons
We're drowning in their gravy spills

Money junkies all over the world
trample us on their way to the bank
They run in every race
Windego

It's delicate confronting these priests of the golden bull
They preach from the pulpit of the bottom line
Their minds rustle with million dollar bills

You say Silver burns a hole in your pocket
and Gold burns a hole in your soul
Well, Uranium burns a hole in forever
It just gets out of control

There was a crooked man who walked a crooked mile
He raised a crooked sixpence to hide a crooked style
He won a crooked race and smiled a crooked smile
Windego

Their tongues are silver forks
There's a lack of wisdom, you can hear it on their
breath
Windego.

(Note: the Windego monster to Cree people is like the Vampire is in Europe; it's a metaphor for mindless greed that cannibalizes indiscriminately for the satisfaction of only itself.)

[Frank_2001]

Jeez, she DOES look preggers! Her next project should be an exercise book! (exercise or exorcise;)

[AmericanMade1776]

that..was shocking just shocking and you want us to go ..see her in person.....?

[freekitty]

She's not working; she's still on that stupid book tour.

[Paul Atreides]

The only thing that Mrs. Evil works at is being more evil.

[Eala]

Seattle FReep and some ideas here.

[Doctor Raoul]

Chad, if you're close and want to go, we'll send you the devil rig and sign. Private reply with an address if you can.