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Superhero Frees Cars from the Clamp
Reuters via Yahoo ^
| 9/17/2003
| Peter Graff
Posted on 09/17/2003 10:24:12 AM PDT by JennysCool
He wears a baby-blue spandex jumpsuit and shiny gold panties, gloves, cape, boots and goggles. He wields a giant, metal-cutting circular power saw.
Who is Angle Grinder Man?
He is Britain's self-styled "first wheel-clamp and speed camera vigilante cum subversive superhero philanthropist entertainer type person." That's who.
For those not familiar with industrial machine tools, an angle grinder is the saw best suited to cutting through plates of steel, such as, say, the wheel clamps that authorities use to immobilize illegally parked cars in London.
And Angle Grinder Man offers his "free clamp-removal service" to "all good, decent law-unabiding people" who would rather fight back than pay to have their cars released.
All a clamped motorist has to do is call AGM's hotline and out comes the roadside rescue superhero to saw through the brace and release the car.
British newspapers love him. Taxi drivers are talking about him. And apparently he is for real.
His Web Site shows him, sparks a-flying, carrying out an act of apparent criminal damage on a clamp to "liberate" a red saloon car on a London street.
He advertises his hotline at his Web Site, anglegrinderman.co.uk. Since the press latched on to him, his voicemail box has been full.
His tips: "You will need a petrol-driven, 5,000 revolutions-per-minute angle grinder and a 300mm diameter metal cutting disc. It is dangerous to use a diamond-tipped or similar slotted cutting disc on metal. Always use a solid one."
Also: better to saw off clamps attached by private contractors than those placed by actual police, who can arrest you.
Angle Grinder Man says his actions are a political protest against "the arrogant contempt that politicians hold for the people who put them in power."
But police say it is no joke. Even private clamp owners can press charges.
"What might seem a light-hearted gesture to some would be considered criminal damage to others," a spokesman for Scotland Yard said. "Any act of deliberate vandalism would be acted on by the police."
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: anglegrinder; spandex; wheelclamp
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To: JennysCool
Brits really need to get a life. It's quickly becoming a police state over there.
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posted on
09/17/2003 10:26:20 AM PDT
by
jjm2111
(Wear earthy colors.)
To: annyokie; bedolido; Bloody Sam Roberts; Chad Fairbanks; Charles Henrickson; Constitution Day; ...
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Industrial Strength Humor
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posted on
09/17/2003 10:27:42 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: xsmommy
Don't go getting all hot & bothered over the gold lamé tights there, dear.
<|:)~
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posted on
09/17/2003 10:30:10 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: martin_fierro
It's a bird, it's a plane...
no it's Angle Grinder Man.
To: JennysCool
"You will need a petrol-driven, 5,000 revolutions-per-minute angle grinder and a 300mm diameter metal cutting disc. Milwaukee gas cut-off saw. Most Alaskans are not far from such power tools. For those who park incorrectly, we use The Hook. The Hook takes the offending vehicle someplace else, probably deep in the woods, and loses it.
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posted on
09/17/2003 10:31:30 AM PDT
by
RightWhale
(Repeal the Law of the Excluded Middle)
To: JennysCool
Cool.
To: jjm2111
Sorry, I just can't respect a man who wears panties and then flouts it by putting them on the outside of his pants.
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posted on
09/17/2003 10:32:05 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: martin_fierro
Hard to tell from that crappy pic, but is that haircut the Limey version of a mullet?
;^)
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posted on
09/17/2003 10:32:59 AM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(+ R.I.P., Man in Black. +)
To: JennysCool
His tips: "You will need a petrol-driven, 5,000 revolutions-per-minute angle grinder and a 300mm diameter metal cutting disc. Along with Altoids, I always carry one in my purse. I never leave home without it.
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Just damn.If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
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posted on
09/17/2003 10:35:44 AM PDT
by
mhking
(Laugh while you can, monkey boy...)
To: Blood of Tyrants
There is hope still left for Western society! God bless him!
To: martin_fierro
LOL...Johnny Depp shaved the beard and 'stache. :)
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posted on
09/17/2003 10:36:00 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(I don't believe in Astrology. We Scorpios are skeptical.)
To: Constitution Day
Could've sworn he used to play with Queen.
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posted on
09/17/2003 10:37:01 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: martin_fierro
Hey, Angle Grinder Man!
Can you get this guy out of this box?
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posted on
09/17/2003 10:37:10 AM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(Would a British tag line be a "tag queue"?)
To: martin_fierro
Angle Grinder Man is the champion, my friend, and he'll keep on fighting to the end.
To: mhking
isn't that the ELF guy that was arrested?
To: JoeSixPack1
Don't go getting all hot & bothered over the gold lamé tights there, dear. Same goes for you.
<|:)~
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posted on
09/17/2003 10:38:44 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: JennysCool
Londoners have always hated parking tickets. thirty years ago there was a fad of putting electric fence chargers on cars, so that the meter maid got a high voltage message to back off.
So9
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
09/17/2003 10:39:52 AM PDT
by
EggsAckley
(........I LOVE pushing the abuse button......)
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