Let's see, so who do we hate today?
Latinos? Nah, too many of us are Latinos.
Blacks? Nah, too many of us are blacks.
Whites? Nah, there's a few of them here, too.
Jews? Nah, too many of us are Jews as well.
Fat people? Hey, leave me alone already...
SALUTE!
Yeah, the only ones we can all agree on are the French... and in truth, it's not so much hate as utter disdain... ;P