Black XXI: "Come Together!!"

The MudCave ^ | 11 September 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Come Together!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")

Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly...
We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!

Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!

DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!

Right!! Yo...

Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!

Oh...
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!

Mudboy Slim

[JohnHuang2]

Thanks for posting, hermano :-)

[Mudboy Slim]

De nada...

"Right Side of the Tunes"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")

Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President...
Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand!
Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!

Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small...
The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore...
But every day, they enable Slick still more!

But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined...
While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill.
And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew...
I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!

EX-President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept!
We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"...
We'll rearrange those Lib'ral's brains!!
We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me!
Clinton shall die in chains...he shant go free!!!

So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears...
You sing out but no one seems to hear!
Those DemonRATS promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins!
Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...

[Eclipse]

Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease...
It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels...
She was in love...while Bill masturbates...
Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!

To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal...
All Lib'rals lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!

Left can't create...Left just destroys...
Socialist fools...they'll learn someday.
The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete!
Come join the Right...we're winning the fight!
We'll devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE...
All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...yes, it's true!
The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...

Mudboy Slim

"Wonderful things are about to happen..." (2001: A Space Odyssey)

1 Posted on 07/14/1999 00:25:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim

[poet]

"As much as I hate to admit it, I think there's a little "Honor Amongst Thieves" between the RINOs and the RATS...I respect Dubyuh and all, but he's timid as all git out when it comes to takin' on the RATS vis a vis the Clinton corruption and in cutting domestic spending. ForeignPolicy-wise, I think Bush's done an excellent job, but he's been a MAJOR disappointment domestically, even taking into account his success with the tax cuts."

Here's to the "pretend" conservatives in the small r republican party and their weakness in confronting the Dems's illegal mis-use of the filibuster:

For Shame, For Shame

For Shame, for shame,
you tarnish the Republican name,
you’re such an inept crew,
nothing more than, Me Too

Why don’t you show some balls,
fight their filibuster calls,
you talk a good fight,
you’re nothing more than,
democrat light

You nominate people
to sit on the court,
when the going gets rough, you resort
to a whine and woe is us
refusing to show some guts

Oh, you threaten action very well,
still, your nominees are put through Hell
hung out to be vilified,
by people who have no substance,
no style

So, make up your minds
you incompetent clowns,
show us that your principles shine,
don’t let them beat you down

You have an R after your name,
but, you play the RINO game,
you spend our money like a drunk,
like that prior skunk

There’s much more I could write,
I’m waiting for you to fight,
the obstructionists in your midst,
come on guys, get pissed!

Copyright 2002 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved
May 2, 2003

P.S. I haven't forgotten your question relative to the "patriot act".

[Mudboy Slim]

"There’s much more I could write,
I’m waiting for you to fight,
the obstructionists in your midst,
come on guys, get pissed!"

SHEEEESH...ain't that the truth?! You've got almost the same tone in that one as I had in post #477...LOL!!

I really like that one, my FRiend.

FReegards...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

I miss my CJ-7 something fierce...ya couldn't secure it worth diddley and it wasn't much good as a work vehicle, but I'll be damned if I didn't look good in it...LOL!!

Buy the Jeep...MUD

I know the feeling, I've owned three Jeeps in my life...a Cheorkee, a CJ-7 Wrangler, and then the newer Wrangler I just sold a couple of years ago when I got a company car. I REALLY miss my jeeps. And damn if I didn't look good in mine too!

It's a jeep thing, most people don't understand!

[cherry_bomb88]

Happy B-day to Grampa Sultan!!! That's my goal, to live to be 88.

Tell the youngster happy b-day, muddy! I am sure you and the missuz have a spectacular party planned for him.

[cherry_bomb88]

BTW...there is no Statute of Limitations on TREASON!!

Mud, you should make your impassioned plea to US Attorney Fitzgerald...he's boldly going where no one has gone before. The mobsters closely tied to Mayor Daley have been indicted...I can only hope it brings down Daley himself. You know he's neck deep in the mafia.

[cherry_bomb88]

EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM, AND 488!!!!

[Conspiracy Guy]

bingo

[Conspiracy Guy]

Aint I the clever one? Thanks ; )

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks

[Conspiracy Guy]

Senate RINOs are the problem.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Mud, you are a political Weird Al. That is a good thing too ; )

[sultan88]

"The voice and image in the shocking videotape was assessed to be that of Army Lt. Gen. William G. Boykin, whom investigative reporters have linked to several evangelical Christian church groups through speeches, prayer breakfasts, and other suspicious activities."

Great essay, JH2!! Mud, thanks for posting it here. General Boykin is a rare man and a true hero.

[sultan88]

Soooooooooooooo. You get up early on a Saturday to snag 488 from me?!! And I was going to use that spot to honor my old man on his 88th.

Kidding. But now you have to help me bump this to 588 by tomorrow!! Okay?

[cherry_bomb88]

Kidding. But now you have to help me bump this to 588 by tomorrow!! Okay?

Can do...how about a "caption this"???? This is a photo I took on my trip to Texas last week. On our way to San Antonio we stopped at the Snake Farm and visited the "zoo" they had there. This picture I took of a wallaby gets me to laughing everytime I look at it. Soooooo.......

CAPTION THIS

[cherry_bomb88]

Ok...I came up with my caption.....

"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Gary Coleman on Different Strokes

[sultan88]

Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport
Rolf Harris

SPOKEN:
There's an old Australian stockman lying, dying. He gets himself up
onto one elbow and 'e turns to his mates, who are all gathered around and 'e says:

Watch me wallabies feed, mate
Watch me wallabies feed,
They're a dangerous breed, mate
So watch me wallabies feed
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
Keep me cockatoo cool
Ah, don't go acting the fool, Curl
Just keep me cockatoo cool
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

'n' take me koala back, Jack
Take me koala back
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac
So take me koala back
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Let me abos go loose, Lew
Let me abos go loose
They're of no further use, Lew
So let me abos go loose
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

And mind me platypus duck, Bill
Mind me platypus duck
Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill
Just mind me platypus duck
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Play your didgeridoo, Blue
Play your didgeridoo
Ah, like, keep playin' 'til I shoot thru, Blue
Play your didgeridoo
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
Tan me hide when I'm dead
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
And that's it hangin' on the shed!!
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

[sultan88]

G'day, mate. Do I smell lunch?

[sultan88]

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