Black XXI: "Come Together!!"

The MudCave ^ | 11 September 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Come Together!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")

Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly...
We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!

Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!

DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!

Right!! Yo...

Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!

Oh...
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!

Mudboy Slim

[Conspiracy Guy]

Another excellent parody.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I got 200 cases of whup azz jest waiting.

[Mudboy Slim]

Muchas gracias, mi amigo....

"Chi-Com Spies!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")

Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly...
SlickWillie's Whore'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!"
Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury...
They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style.
Late last night, most DemonRATS felt lonely...
Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!!
And it breaks MUD's heart to think RATS' love is only...
Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!!
So RATS tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country...
To support their Nation that the Left's torn down...
But Slick knows where RATS're goin' as they're leavin'...
Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!!

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You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!!
Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!!
I thought by now RATS'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'...
With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!!
He types on through the night, anticipatin'...
'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep away RATS' sleazy schpiel!!
Left rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!!
MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!!
RATS swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened...
MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FRIED!!"

RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies...
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

RATS, wake up and pour yerself a strong one...
You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!!
Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!!
Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!!
Left wonders how it ever got this crazy...
RATS think about the dreams they dreamed in school.
Did Left get tired or were RATS always crazy?!
They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!!
My, oh my, RATS sure seem now like deranged things...
Press set it up so well, so carefully...
Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things
Left's still the SocialistShills they've always been!!

RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies...
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours)


325 posted on 11/06/2002 4:27 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Landru]

"For now the GOP will have to do. I'd hate to see another fragmentation like Ross Perot did which in effect put Willie in the first time."

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"...the upcoming signing of the Law to prohibit Partial Birth Abortion is a good step. Then, I'd really like to see some bills consolidating various social spending programs into lower-cost combined programs, then some devolvement of Power from the Feds to the States. The ideas are out there, now it's up to the Pubbies to get behind them between now and November 2004."

Gentlemen & *mom*?
I'v an *idea*.
How about the GOP do a little *fragmenting* of their own for a change?
I mean as long as the right controls the "power" visa vi chairing *all* the committees??

How about if "our guys" innundated the senate & congress with every single thing -- social, fiscal, or otherwise -- in the form of a bill we'd ever dreamt of, at once.
Let there be so many pieces of legislation needing signatures sitting on Dubya's desk we won't be able to see him from beghind the stackS.

Think that'd keep the Liberal-Socialist buggers too *busy* to be scheming while concurrently keeping their lamestream quisling mediots moving in so many directions they're bitching will sound one continuos groan?? :o)

I do.

We on the right make such *nice*, slow moving targets.
The Liberal-Socialists seem to take us & our legislation on one at a time which sure gives the Liberal-Socialists wayyyyyy too mach time to scheme, get everyone in synch & then bottle everything up.

Did anyone notice how *swiftly* & the sheer volume of crud that was processed during Clinoccio's tenure?

If our guys decided they were going to blitzkrieg the Liberal-Socialists I ask you, just *who* do y'all think would then be "shutting down" government?
Hmmmmm?

"If they do, I can foresee a Reagan'84-style landslide in 11/04 with coattails enuff to give the GOP a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate!!"

The operative word with our gutless -- & I'm beginning to think gawd-awful corrupt statists -- side is, has been, & apparently will always continue to be the *same*.

...if-if-if.

[Mudboy Slim]

"How about the GOP do a little *fragmenting* of their own for a change? I mean as long as the right controls the "power" visa vi chairing *all* the committees?? How about if "our guys" innundated the senate & congress with every single thing -- social, fiscal, or otherwise -- in the form of a bill we'd ever dreamt of, at once. Let there be so many pieces of legislation needing signatures sitting on Dubya's desk we won't be able to see him from beghind the stacks."

To a certain extent, the House has already tried to do much of what you suggest, only to see the legislation bottled up in the Senate. I'm with ya, though...I can't believe it's taken until now to see a Bill Banning Partial Birth Abortion, but it looks like it's finally becoming a reality. How 'bout a real Education Vouchers Plan combined with Block Granting Education Funds to the States, sans Federal oversight?! How 'bout another significant cut in the Capital Gains Tax? How 'bout eliminating federal funding for the Arts and PBS? How 'bout FINALLY defending our borders like we all know we can so as to stop the bleeding from being forced to pay for the social costs of illegal immigrants? How about eliminating the Department of Energy and dissolving its duties into other agencies?! FReepers know the issues with which we are confronted and could help to fashion the DOMESTIC Contract For America on which Pubbies could run in '04...if there's a will, there's certainly a way!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"E-mail Sponsors of CBS's Reagan HitPeice!!"

Click this link to find the email addresses for those companies who hate the Reagan Legacy so much that they would consider supporting CBS's Lib'ral Bashing of the Greatest POTUS in MY Lifetime!!

Tell 'em yer gonna boycott them...then follow through, telling all your friends, families, and co-workers to do the same!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...the guilty parties are as follows: Blockbuster, Pontiac, Visa, Target, Reebok, Dr Scholls, Doritos (Frito Lay), Ericsson, Chevy, United Airlines, Budweiser, Monster.com, American Express, Brita water, Royal Caribbean, Gillette, Lean cuisine, Jack in the Box, Corona, and Saturn!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")

(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)

There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!

Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!

There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!

Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!

Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)

Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.

If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!

Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.

The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?

And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!

And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!

MUD

1 posted on 11/15/2002 4:06 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"ClintonLovers!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Desperado")

ClintonLovers, why won't you come to your senses?!
You been defendin' Willie fer so long now...
Yea, Slick's Vile Scum...Right knows Clinton Committed Treason!!
The RATS have been scarin' you...please help Fight Left's Power!!

Why d'ya love the Queen called HildaBeast...
She'll eat you if yer female!!
You know the LEAST Guv'ment is always our best bet...
Now it seems to me Dem Programs have been paid more than $6 Trillion!!
But Left always wants the stuff they can't get!!

Des'prate Lib'rals...Left, you ain't gettin' mo' Power,
Yer "pain" and yer c'ruption, they're drivin' 'way VOTES!!
And FReedom, (yeah, FReedom!!)...well, that's US Good FReepers talkin'...
Left's prison is walkin' through this World as Slick's Drones!!

Won't you FReep with US in the winter time?!
The Truth Shall Flow 'cuz we know we're Right!!
Guitars to tell the night time from the day!!
Yer losin' all yer fights, you Dolts!!
Ain't it funny how US FReepers lead the way?!

Des'prat Lib'rals, why won't you come to your senses
Come down from yer towers, open yer brains!!
RATS may be Losers, but there's a New World before you...
You better let the FReepers love you,
You better let Rush Limbaugh teach you before it's too late!!

FReegards...MUD

141 posted on 11/21/2002 2:40 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Fool Left, Overthrow RATS' Chi-Com HO's!!"
(To be sung to the Highwaymen's "True Love Travels on a Gravel Road")

How many Lib'rals...reject the Real World...
'Cuz they love Bill Clinton and RAPE?!
RATS stand by their man...through Slick's Treasonous Scams...
And still keep RATS' Bile in his place!!
And how many tarts...will suck Slick Willie's wee wood...
Fer Bill...RATS're Dolts!!!

Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it must be told!!

Slick is a strange one and Left's Goals in Danger...
RAT fools kneel when they're told!!

Truth, RATS, hurts ya but ya must be bold!!

Lib'rals sell fears...market hard times and tears...
That only makes Right's Resolve Grow!!
Folks, we'll rise together...
Yes, WE Shall Retard...Guv'ment's Growth!!
Not once have I seen Libs'...fool eyes fill with anger...
Or say, "Re-Impeach...RATS' Chi-Com Whore'd!!"
Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, RATS, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, Slick, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, RATS, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, Slick, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, BOY, hurts ya but it shall be told!!

FReegards...MUD

188 posted on 11/25/2002 11:43 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Uncle JimRob's Band!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Uncle John's Band")

Folks, the Left's Daze is a gutless haze...don't you listen to Dem Whores!!
'Cuz when RATS Promise Easy Street, there is Danger at yer door!!
Sing this song with me, then you'll know MUD's Right!!
Whoa-oh, what I want to know-oh, is Are RATS Blind?!!

Left's the childkiller's "Choice", my FRiends, better take MUD's advice...
You know RATS're FOOLS by now...Leftist Medyuh's tellin LIES!!
Will you sing with me? Won't you FReep with me?
Whoa-oh, what I want to know-oh, will you FReep with me?!

God damn! Well, I declare, "Do RATS Wanna DIE?!!"
Left's Laws are made fer Tyranny, Right's motto is "Don't Tread On Me!!"
Come hear Ol' JimRob's Band...Winning 'Cuz We're Right!!
Sing and FReep...yer not alone!! We've come to teach the Lib'ral Drones!!

[G] [Bm] [C] [D] [G]
[Bm] [C] [D] [G] [Bm]
[C] [D] [G] [Bm] [C] [D]

It's the same story Limbaugh told me, Rush ain't the only one who knows!!
Fight the traitorous scumbag whore'd...RATS' LeftistSpin shan't grow!!
'Tain't the Right that Hates...Clinton FEARS His Fate!!
Whoa-oh, what I want you to know...Prison's where Slime goes!!!
I live in a FairyTale and I call it Mudboy's Cave...
MUD's got him a pianny and I beg you, call the tune!!
Lib'rals call it "choice"...as RATS kill young girls and boys!!
Whoa-oh, what I want you to know-oh...INDICT McAuliffe!!!

Come help Ol' JimRob's band...fightin' fer what's Right!!
Got some things to talk about here inside the Righteous Right
Come hear Mudboy Slim's Band singin' 'cuz we're Right...
Come join our song, you aren't alone, we've come to take OUR Country home!!

Come here Mudboy Slim's Band, playin' 'cuz we're Right!!
Come on along, you ain't alone...Right's come to save the children now!!
Come read Ol' JimRob's Forum...FReepin' 'cuz we can!!
Dethrone RAT's Whore's and teach Left's Drones, we've come to save Left's Ignorant Whore'd!!

Heh heh heh, Sultan, I like it...MUD

316 posted on 12/04/2002 4:25 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[sultan88]

"Hi to Arnold bye to Gray,
The new man is in town.
I’d like to think the Clintons helped,
To push ole Davis down..."

This poem is cool, too. And durn right the klintoons helped in insuring the 'RATS lost. Let them campaign for every RAT up for re-election next year!!

[sultan88]

"Since Ron and Nancy there has been,
No one in town that’s bigger.
Than Arnold and Maria are,
Hooray for Schwarzenegger"

Very clever rhyme!!

[sultan88]

"We’re talking Barbara Streisand, And Fatso Michael Moore. Al Franken and the Dixie Chicks, Let’s show em to the door.",

Amen, Bro'

[sultan88]

"I'd maybe compare him to a Craig Chaquico with lyrics (he's got a great voice), or a Juicy Lucy, Rikk Emmett, something along those lines."

Ok, you lost me somewhere. But that reminds me, I need to announce the winner of the Colorful Song title contest from Black XX.

[sultan88]

"So why don't I do for you what I've done for other of our friends here at Black & rip you some real red meat to sink your ears into?"

CB_88, I bet you got some enjoyment comin' soon!!

[sultan88]

"Chi-Com Spies!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")

As I've noted before, I rank "Chi-Com Spies" in my top ten Mudboy parodies!

[sultan88]

"How about if "our guys" innundated the senate & congress with every single thing -- social, fiscal, or otherwise -- in the form of a bill we'd ever dreamt of, at once."

Well, the idea is great and would make excellent fodder at a redtablemeeting. And I think it's doable in the congress, but the Senate is actually controlled by RINO's and it ain't gonna happen there!

[sultan88]

BTW...the guilty parties are as follows: Blockbuster, Pontiac, Visa, Target, Reebok, Dr Scholls, Doritos (Frito Lay), Ericsson, Chevy, United Airlines, Budweiser, Monster.com, American Express, Brita water, Royal Caribbean, Gillette, Lean cuisine, Jack in the Box, Corona, and Saturn!!

Dang! Yankhater just bought hisself a chevy yesterday!

[sultan88]

I will get 488, I will get 488, I WILL get 488!!

488 will be mine!!

[Landru]

Wouldn't it be *infinitely* easier if we just boycott the Fortune 500, sultan?

I now have confirmed the character profile of those staffing these organization's marketing depts & their ad agencies.
I mean I'd sensed their makeup all along, anyway.

...but now I know for certain.