Black XXI: "Come Together!!"

The MudCave ^ | 11 September 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Come Together!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")

Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly...
We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!

Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!

DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!

Right!! Yo...

Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!

Oh...
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!

Mudboy Slim

[sultan88]

"That's a great poem on Katie Couric!"

Give Flurry yer kudos. He's really great.

[Mudboy Slim]

"they did just replaced a strong opponent on next year's schedule with a cupcake"

Yep...what they did regarding LSU was abominal...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"John Ashcroft"
(To be sung to Waylon Jennings' "Amanda")

I've held it all in, Lord...God knows I've tried...
But it's an awful awakening in a patriot's life...
To know of Left's tyranny and Slick's shameless lies...
We put "OUR GUYS" in Justice, then they IGNORE Clinton's CRIMES...

John Ashcroft, please do what's Right!!
Fate...it SHALL force you to INDICT Left's blight!!
John Ashcroft, put up a Fight!!
Patriots will help you when you do what's Right!!

That's what's special 'bout FReepers, folks, we understand...
The pleasures of fightin' Slick's BigMoneyMan.
T-Mac screwed o'er the Teamsters...his crimes are OBSCENE.
Now Ashcroft's in Power, Fer Justice We FReep!!

John Ashcroft, Pride of the Right...
Left, they may hate you, but they'll learn our Might!!
John Ashcroft, Slick we'll INDICT...
Fate shall then make Bill his Cell-Buddy's "wife"!!

FReegards...Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Only pullin' your chain a bit..."

Never had no problem gittin' my chain pulled, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 02/10/2002 2:06 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)

[poet]

"John Ashcroft, please do what's Right!!
Fate...it SHALL force you to INDICT Left's blight!!
John Ashcroft, put up a Fight!!
Patriots will help you when you do what's Right!!"

Mud, My FRiend, good ol boy JA is busy touring the country promoting the obscenity k/a "the patriot act", therefore, he's too busy promoting laws against us law abiding citizens to worry about the clinton slimes and their comrades in arms.

Say what you will, but, the fact remains that the present administration has open some doors with this act that should never be opened. The Future danger of Section 802, clauses 5A & B (i) & (ii) while conjuctive to the rest of the clause(s) is not to be under-estimated relative to the power it gives the bad guys/girls.

For some reason(s), the clintons remain untouchable and that is also an obscenity.

[poet]

Now, having said what I did in your #403 (Re: John Ashcroft), you might enjoy one of my latest. My faith in Yeshua Messiah is what keeps me going:

All That, And More

He s all that, and more,
though they pierced Him to the core,
in His darkest hour, He forgave,
as they sent Him to His grave

Little did they know,
that it would avail them naught,
for His Spirit would glow,
while theirs would rot

He clasped His hands,
bent His knees,
said, Father, if you please,
take this cup from my lips,
I will endure the whips,
your will, not mine, be done,
I am your obedient Son.

He will bestow His grace,
upon all who enter His place,
He has an open door,
into which willing Souls may pour

He is my Redeemer and Savior,
I pray I find favor,
that I am worthy of His grace,
that He will forever hold me,
In His Sweet Embrace

Copyright © 2003 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved.
April 22, 2003

P.S. You are right on RE: Flurry. I enjoy his rhyme and metre.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...good ol boy JA is busy touring the country promoting the obscenity k/a "the patriot act", therefore, he's too busy promoting laws against us law abiding citizens to worry about the clinton slimes and their comrades in arms."

He's really been a major disappointment in office, hasn't he?! SHEEEEESH...he's a gutless patrician ruler, not a prosecutor, and then this War on Terror gave him the perfect excuse to ignore the Tyranny committed by the Clinton Administration!! But Justice against Clinton should take a backseat to no other priority, IMHO.

"The Future danger of Section 802, clauses 5A & B (i) & (ii) while conjuctive to the rest of the clause(s) is not to be under-estimated relative to the power it gives the bad guys/girls."

What exactly is that, my FRiend? Do you have a link to thread(s) that explain the danger?

"For some reason(s), the clintons remain untouchable and that is also an obscenity."

As much as I hate to admit it, I think there's a little "Honor Amongst Thieves" between the RINOs and the RATS...I respect Dubyuh and all, but he's timid as all git out when it comes to takin' on the RATS vis a vis the Clinton corruption and in cutting domestic spending. ForeignPolicy-wise, I think Bush's done an excellent job, but he's been a MAJOR disappointment domestically, even taking into account his success with the tax cuts.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"He clasped His hands,
bent His knees,
said, Father, if you please,
take this cup from my lips,
I will endure the whips,
your will, not mine, be done,
I am your obedient Son."

Very good, my FRiend...makes me all the more anxious for Mel Gibson's "Passion" to be released either this Winter or Spring...that'll be added to the DVD collection as soon as I get the chance.

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

"hmmm, yes, does kind of lessen the quality of the post, doesn't it????"

Nawwwww.
Happens to the best of us; some, more than others. :o)

Great rant.

...& the message wasn't lost or obscured.

[putupon]

I gotta make hay while the sun's a'shinin'!!

HOO BUMP!

The sun is just rising in Hooville, but setting in Bleaksburg.

I hope you have a big barn to store all the hay that's will be harvested in the upcoming years.

And don't get tired of eatin' yardbird on Thanksgiving, more will be served on

Nov. 29, 2003

It's a bit scrawny, and also nutless, but tasty just the same!

BTW, let me take this opportunity to show you the view from my seats, from which I shall savor the feast:

[Conspiracy Guy]

I don't like physical violence but certain conditions can spark it. Putting a soldier down enrages me. I grabbed this doofus by the collar and lifted his skinny azz off the floor, spun, and slid him about 10 -15 feet on his back. I never struck him and his trip to the floor was like delivering a bowling ball. His friends never moved except to hustle him out since suddenly there were abouth 15 big dudes standing behind me, including one Marine.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks sultan88. It is good to be appreciated. When people see me write my little rhymes about most anything in that happens 5 minutes, they ask, "How do you do that?" I always say, "Rhymes are easy if you don't understand grammar or sentence structure." ; )

[Conspiracy Guy]

It was sent and I'm sure that I am now on his hate list. I posted it on the Alabama Freeper Bulletin Board and sent it to a local radio talk show. The radio guys asked if they could put it to music. I said only if you send me a copy. They are working on it.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks, yall are making me blush.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Dang. How about these silly Recall Poems.

The Gov

Gray’s reign of dumb is over now,
Out on the far left coast.
Though Arnold is no Billy Graham,
He’s who they liked the most.
Them dems all whine and wring their hands,
And fret about the past.
I guess they’ll miss the blackouts now,
They do not learn too fast.
Hi to Arnold bye to Gray,
The new man is in town.
I’d like to think the Clintons helped,
To push ole Davis down.
Just one more thing I’d like to know,
The answer I’d like very.
Did Davis’ mom and dad mess up,
And meant to name him Gary?

Flurry 10/8/3

Dance

There comes a time in all our lives,
We have to take a chance.
Some will sit and hear the song,
While others have to dance.
His time has come the floor is clear,
He hears the beat so clearly.
He takes Maria’s anxious hand,
And leads her out so dearly.
He spins, he twirls, while she hangs on,
The floor is truly theirs.
It seems as if the Lord has answered,
All of Arnold’s Prayers.
Since Ron and Nancy there has been,
No one in town that’s bigger.
Than Arnold and Maria are,
Hooray for Schwarzenegger

Flurry 10/9/3

[Conspiracy Guy]

How about this here one?

Pet Peeve

I have myself a pet peeve,
A so-called bone to pick.
Why is the left so hosed up,
What made these people sick?
The haters of America,
Who made their fortunes here.
They’re in your face like you are scum,
Their end is drawing near.
We’re talking Barbara Streisand,
And Fatso Michael Moore.
Al Franken and the Dixie Chicks,
Let’s show em to the door.
Let’s tell them all to take a hike,
And drive them from our land.
We’ve had enough of liberal crap,
The Clintons lead the band.
So pack your bags and hit the road,
Farewell you scumbag libs.
And don’t come back to our dear home,
We’ll kick you in the ribs.

Flurry 10/9/3

[Conspiracy Guy]

Server is molasses. One more then I'm logging out for a while.

Al Gore Rhythm

He hasn’t been around much,
Thank God at least for that.
He has zeero cah raz ma,
He’s dumber than a bat.
The internet he did create,
And he can travel time.
Bill Clinton was his mentor,
And partner too in crime.
I wish he’d leave just go away,
And take Old Willie too.
Tip and Hill could tag along,
I’d smile wouldn’t you?

Flurry 10/14/03

[conservativemusician]

Never heard of Howie Day.

What kind of music do they play?

I agree, radio is unlistenable for the most part.

[conservativemusician]

Never heard of Howie Day.

What kind of music do they play?

I agree, radio is unlistenable for the most part.