Black XXI: "Come Together!!"

The MudCave ^ | 11 September 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Come Together!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")

Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly...
We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!

Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!

DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!

Right!! Yo...

Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!

Oh...
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!

Mudboy Slim

[cherry_bomb88]

Speaking of Pee Wee Herman....I was at the Alamo last Wed. and I kept thinking about PeeWee's big adventure. LOL

[goldilucky]

I'll have to check it out for sure. I'm prosecuting a civil matter against some police officers myself and am learning the hard way how to sue them and access police documents. So far, I'm in the discovery phase and am working on subpoenaing witnesses and preparing for jury selection and trial set for next year. It's tedious but I'm doing it. I'm also in the process of bringing suit against a circuit court clerk and a federal judge. Before one does this, they must file a federal tort claim with the U.S. admin. court. otherwise they are barred from suing judges.

[goldilucky]

Yeah he was something. I miss those days.

[Landru]

"...a friend of mine from HS sent me the G.W. aviator doll...just out of the blue...was a great surprise."

Ummmm, how else would you have thought an aviator doll would appear if not out of the blue?

"and OMG...that doll (umm, action figure) looks just like him...He comes with all kinds of cool gadgets too."

Hmmmmmm, I ain't gonna go there.

...exporing that statement.

[FBD]

Howdy Tex!
:)

[cherry_bomb88]

Ummmm, how else would you have thought an aviator doll would appear if not out of the blue?

You are so witty today! Don't mind my cynicism...I'm just jealous because I didn't think of anything so clever.

Hmmmmmm, I ain't gonna go there.

I'm shocked! He does have removeable hands and you can change his hands so he is giving the thumbs up and such....hmmm, would those be considered accessory attachments?

[cherry_bomb88]

I suppose I'm going to have to learn to say things like "all y'all"...I bought me a Texan Speak dictionary while I was there...and I can't find it now! :o(

[jla]

"In the end,
if clinton's arrogant, ruthless, reckless nature is
restored to him,
it seems the joke will be on all of us,
for it will be a victory for infinite victimhood and
irresponsibility,
for seduction, for violence, for nihilism, for anarchy."

Couldn't agree more...by ignoring Clinton's crimes,
America is selling itself short, while emboldening the lowest common denominator to commit even more unspeakable transgressions against this great Country!!

Ya know, Mud, you possibly could be a ghostwriter for Mia T one of these days. :^)

[Landru]

"You are so witty today!"

"Witty"??
No-no-no sweetheart, *charming*.
I may not be a "doll" with all manner of moveable parts but make no mistake about my intent, either.

"Don't mind my cynicism...I'm just jealous because I didn't think of anything so clever."

You didn't?
Well I for one thought you *quite* clever right here: "Well let's brake that down"
If not somewhat *charming*, yourself?
How about you, sultan? :o)

"I'm shocked! He does have removeable hands and you can change his hands so he is giving the thumbs up and such..."

If only you could find a guy with removeable hands, eh?
A girl sure would sleep a lot sounder with a doll like that around.

"hmmm, would those be considered accessory attachments?"

To an unattatched 30-something young Lady?

...maybe so

[jla]

CB...You'll be needing to learn the two-step 'n San Antonio stroll.

[Mudboy Slim]

"RATS're Dolts!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")

Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral girls!!

The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!!
Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question...
"Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...Whup DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...Teach DemLib'ral girls!!

Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!!
Cowards Fear Right's Roll...shut their mouths!!
Osama bin Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! A question:
"Did Slick KILL wantonly?! Why did Bill bite her lip?
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Folks...FReedom hearkens...
Bush...shall seek Justice!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off...
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...a question:
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!

Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)

[Mudboy Slim]

"...a ghostwriter for Mia T"

Mia T's proven time and again that she's a talent who needs no ghostwriter...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

CB...You'll be needing to learn the two-step 'n San Antonio stroll.

I reckon...I hear it's pronounced "the Sanantone strowl" ;) Perhaps I'll find a handsome conservative cowboy that will teach me how to do those dances. ;o)

[cherry_bomb88]

'dru, that witty comment doesn't make you charming...you already were.

Ya' liked that lil bit about JCM? I do have some moments where I am quite sarcastically clever once in awhile. :o)

[jla]

Mia T's proven time and again that she's a talent who needs no ghostwriter...MUD

Is it me, or just you guys wearing black socks w/sandals who don't geddit??!! LOL

(Only pullin' your chain a bit, Muddy.)

[jla]

Perhaps I'll find a handsome conservative cowboy that will teach me how to do those dances.

You'll want to learn the waltz then.
I'll suggest Stars Over Texas by Tracy Lawrence.
(Trust me on this)

...and speaking of stars, I sure hope things are only looking up for you & the daughter. *S*

[sultan88]

"Well let's brake that down"

Yes, CB had a clever post re: John Cougar despite her attrocious spelling. LOL!

[sultan88]

Anyone heard from Happygal lately??

[Landru]

"Anyone heard from Happygal lately??"

A-M freepmailed me a short, (& as usual) sweet note at least 5 weeks ago.
I never recieved a reply back from her.

Not a day's gone by since I haven't thought about her sudden disapperance, either.
I'm more than just a *little* concerned about that one, now.

Didn't think I [could've] PO'd her with anything I'd said.

...well not that much, anyway.

[sultan88]

Katie

My TV set is seldom on,
The place called NBC.
I seldom stop to listen to,
The lies they fling at me.
But every now and sometimes then,
I have to cruise on by.
To watch the little evil snit,
And laugh right in her eye.
She wrinkles up her face so tight,
It looks just like a fist.
If something good she must report,
You'll see that she is pissed.
She hates Bush and Arnold too,
America she loathes.
If I was network president,
She couldn’t buy her clothes.
So this I say for all to hear,
I think that she's a slob.
Ms Couric’s insignificant,
I’d love to take her job.

Flurry 10/8/3




19 posted on 10/23/2003 9:12 AM EDT by Flurry (Taglines are for the curious to read and the talented to write. Would someone write me one?)