[sultan88]

Katie

My TV set is seldom on,
The place called NBC.
I seldom stop to listen to,
The lies they fling at me.
But every now and sometimes then,
I have to cruise on by.
To watch the little evil snit,
And laugh right in her eye.
She wrinkles up her face so tight,
It looks just like a fist.
If something good she must report,
You'll see that she is pissed.
She hates Bush and Arnold too,
America she loathes.
If I was network president,
She couldn’t buy her clothes.
So this I say for all to hear,
I think that she's a slob.
Ms Couric’s insignificant,
I’d love to take her job.

Flurry 10/8/3




19 posted on 10/23/2003 9:12 AM EDT by Flurry (Taglines are for the curious to read and the talented to write. Would someone write me one?)

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks Sultan88.

[FBD]

That's a great poem on Katie Couric!
I can't stand that little snit.

[Mudboy Slim]

I ain't much fer Hokie-bashin', but found this on the Sabre.com and hadta share...

"The Hokie Chokie"
(To be sung to the "Hokie Pokie")

You put a cupcake in,
You pull a real team out,
You put a cupcake in
Another team that you can rout

You do the hokie chokie
And you slap your boys around

That’s why Frank Beamer pouts.

Seein' how my HOOs have lost two in a row this year and four-in-a-row to the Hokies, I gotta make hay while the sun's a'shinin'!!

WVU 28-VPI 7...MUD

[iceskater]

Excellent! Thanks for that.
Katie plucks my every last available nerve.