"The Hokie Chokie"
(To be sung to the "Hokie Pokie")
You put a cupcake in,
You pull a real team out,
You put a cupcake in
Another team that you can rout
You do the hokie chokie
And you slap your boys around
Thats why Frank Beamer pouts.
Seein' how my HOOs have lost two in a row this year and four-in-a-row to the Hokies, I gotta make hay while the sun's a'shinin'!!
WVU 28-VPI 7...MUD
BWAHAHAHA And they did just replaced a strong opponent on next year's schedule with a cupcake. Pitifulllllll!
HOO BUMP!
The sun is just rising in Hooville, but setting in Bleaksburg.
I hope you have a big barn to store all the hay that's will be harvested in the upcoming years.
And don't get tired of eatin' yardbird on Thanksgiving, more will be served on
Nov. 29, 2003
It's a bit scrawny, and also nutless, but tasty just the same!
BTW, let me take this opportunity to show you the view from my seats, from which I shall savor the feast: