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Morford: Recall God And Fake Orgasms (Let's recall things that really matter)
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, September 10, 2003 | Mark Morford (What a shock- He Hates Catholics)

Posted on 09/10/2003 6:39:36 AM PDT by presidio9

Edited on 04/13/2004 2:43:36 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

Do you feel the pulse? The surging urge for delicious politician-free change? That's right! It's recall time!

Because this is your opening. This is your chance. Here is the insane inane circus of the California recall, and here is this huge gaping maw of political idiocy and infighting, and apparently they just really, really want you to know that all you really need is a million bucks and a million signatures and you too can change history to suit your whiny conservative whims. Ah, democracy.


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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Editorial; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Philosophy; Politics/Elections; US: California
KEYWORDS: aidsdementia; anarchist; antiamerican; antichristian; idiotarian; left; morford; nutcase; sanfrancisco
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21 posted on 09/10/2003 8:04:52 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: presidio9
Recall bitter homosexual carpetbaggers who think Noe Valley is the next best thing to Nirvana, spend more at George than they contribute to the poor, hate everything located in places outside of area code 415, and slide down the slippery slope to Gomorrah.
22 posted on 09/10/2003 8:09:24 AM PDT by GOP_1900AD (Un-PC even to "Conservatives!" - Right makes right)
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23 posted on 09/10/2003 8:09:42 AM PDT by dighton (NLC™)
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To: presidio9
Vote now to kiss with everything you've got, love deep, f--- with full intent, feel the divine's hot breath on your skin at every possible moment, buy the best wine you can afford, read your ass off, hunker down, grit your teeth, scream your joy.

The culmination of art and culture, thought and life; the only meaningful religion or morality; all that existence is moving toward, for the Left, is one more orgasm. A few pleasurable contractions, and an ejaculation.

All the rest is just commentary and support. Wine leads to an ejaculation; beauty leads to an ejaculation; politics is the means by which ejaculation is made public and indiscriminate.

All that allows them to ejaculate often and without obligations, they are for. Anything that would limit their ejaculations or suggest an attendant relational obligation, they revile.

Morally, they are the equivalent of the stray dogs you saw in a field this morning, who found each other at random by sniffing, and copulate while staring vacantly at the tree line, then walk off in search of the next meal or ejaculation.

Beneath all the rhetoric, that's all it is.

24 posted on 09/10/2003 8:24:04 AM PDT by Taliesan
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To: presidio9
That boy is sure smucked up in the head. I'm amazed by his every flaming column. I wouldn't stand near him in a thunderstorm...ZOT from God, you know, not just any god, but that angry bitter Christian God that Morford loves to hate.
25 posted on 09/10/2003 9:18:54 AM PDT by Sender
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26 posted on 09/10/2003 9:30:55 AM PDT by DoctorZIn
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To: Taliesan
Succint, accurate, and beautifully done summation of Liberal ideology.
27 posted on 09/10/2003 9:44:52 AM PDT by L,TOWM (Liberals, The Other White Meat)
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Morford Ping.
28 posted on 09/10/2003 9:50:52 AM PDT by L,TOWM (Liberals, The Other White Meat)
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Already saw it. While I'm much more of a pervert than your average FReeper, I can't understand why every article of his centers on sex.
29 posted on 09/10/2003 9:53:19 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (I'm just a mudblood RINO)
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To: dighton; Constitution Day
Electroshock and mental hospitals aren't enough to cure Miss Morford, someone send in an exorcist.
30 posted on 09/10/2003 10:01:18 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Life is like a jar of jalapenos, what you do today can burn your @$$ tomorrow.)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
...I can't understand why every article of his centers on sex.

Because sex is like money - the celibate and the poor spend an awful lot of time thinking about the things they don't have...

31 posted on 09/10/2003 10:05:34 AM PDT by general_re (SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Quitting Sarcasm Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks To Your Health.)
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... I can't understand why every article of his centers on sex.

Because Ms. Morford is in a state of permanent adolescence. Like most adolescents, he is obsessed with sex and gaining acceptance, only in Ms. Morford's case I believe the latter results from a pathological sense of rejection, which is quite common among homosexual and bisexual men. In fact, the politics of the gay brigade is often little more than an attempt at getting even with others (society) who they perceive to reject them. They're like teen-agers in a permanent state or rebellion, and their politics is just a a form of psycho-therapy. To me, Ms. Morford's scattered and contradictory ramblings are little more than a cry for help. Thus Ms. Morford hides out in that intellectual, ideological, and political museum called San Francisco, believing he is open-minded when in fact he is nothing of the sort. Naturally he has a problem with conservatives (or anything perceived to be mainstream) who are not inclined to be politically correct and will at the least tell him his lifestyle gives them the willies, if not voice their outright opposition.

Never fear, though -- like most children, deep down Ms. Morford is terrified of you. Not because you're going to throw him back in the closet (that's just what he tells himself), but because you don't have the kinds of problems and deep-rooted insecurities he carries with him every day. He hates you because you are strong and he is a weakling, intellectually, emotionally, and socially.

OK, Dr. Catalonia is done with his psycho-analysis for the day.

32 posted on 09/10/2003 10:32:03 AM PDT by Catalonia
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