Skip to comments.Madonna and the children - Michelle Malkin
Posted on 09/04/2003 11:01:49 PM PDT by kattracks
The open-mouthed kisses between aging pop star Madonna and 15th-minute celebrity clingers Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, broadcast on MTV last week, received widespread media attention. The Sapphic spectacle was rightly condemned as vulgar, cynical, and desperately pathetic.
But the commentariat missed the real horror.
Up on stage for the raunchy performance of Madonna's "Like a Virgin" was 6-year-old Lourdes Maria Ciccone Leon. Little Lourdes was dressed in First Communion white, decked out in lace gloves, a crucifix, and a studded belt with the words "BOY TOY." Paving the way for the entrance of Madonna and her entourage of sexual exhibitionists, Lourdes tossed flower petals on the dance floor while a mosh pit of fans writhed in front of her and the porno soundtrack throbbed behind her.
Lourdes is Madonna's firstborn child.
What kind of craven, twisted mother enlists her own daughter in such a shameless public orgy? And what about the other grownups in this damaged child's life? Lourdes' father, an ex-boyfriend and former personal trainer, was nowhere to be seen. Lourdes' stepfather, director Guy Ritchie, sat in the audience and apparently approved of his wife's reckless abuse of childhood innocence. He did nothing to rescue Lourdes from the sewer of immorality onstage.
No, Mr. Ritchie sat and gawked with the rest of the world as his wife, gussied up in the latest dominatrix chic, slithered up and down the bodies of two young nymphets old enough to be her daughters (and in so many ways, of course, Britney and Christina are Madonna's creative spawn). So caught up in the performance was Mr. Ritchie that he made no effort to rush backstage to make sure his wife's real daughter's eyes and ears were covered while Mummy tongue-wrestled the two pop vixens.
Over the past few years, the entertainment press has worked slavishly to assist in the rehabilitation of Madonna's image. A fawning People magazine cover story four months ago bore the headline: "Madonna's Real Life: Once a naughty Material Girl, the pop icon has turned into a doting mom and devoted wife." Friends and "spiritual advisers" praised the foul-mouthed, bear-all celebrity for adopting a "laid-back domestic life" focused on motherhood. "Our whole life is based around the children," she boasted of Lourdes and Rocco, her 2-year-old son with Ritchie. "We get up with them in the morning. I get my daughter ready for school. I spend time with my son before he goes off to his daycare. Either Guy or I am always with them at dinner, and we spend evenings together."
"She's definitely a hands-on mother," choreographer James King said. A regular June Cleaver with those hands. "We'd be in the middle of rehearsal on the Drowned World tour and, say, in the middle of doing 'Holiday,' Lourdes would come in and Madonna would stop everything and ask what kind of day she had at school."
Madonna has yet to receive a Mother of the Year award, but corporate pimps looking to cash in on what's left of her fame have come up with something even more outrageous. Next week, she'll launch a line of children's books -- five "morality tales" -- to be hawked on Amazon.com, at GapKids stores, in more than 30 languages and in more than 100 countries. Explaining her noble motive for delving into kiddie lit, she condemned the "vapid and vacant" stories she was reading to her children. "There were, like, no lessons. . . . There's, like, no books about anything."
Uh-huh. Madonna shares the frustrations of normal parents like you and me who are worried about our nihilistic world going to hell in a handbasket. Reacting to lowered standards of decency on television last year, she indignantly exclaimed, "People have no morals, I swear to God."
By purchasing children's tales authored by a freak of Hollyweird willing to employ her own daughter in her obscene and insatiable quest for buzz, the people will prove her right.
©2003 Creators Syndicate, Inc.
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Can we believe ANYTHING that celebrities say? Britney said for years that she was a virgin. I foolishly believed her. What is wrong with me?
*I actually turned off the MTV video awards show at that point. I had been forewarned about the kiss by FReepers, and when it came to the point when I knew the kiss was about to happen, I didn't watch it. Unfortunately, advance warning by FReepers meant that I had seen a photo of the kiss, and it really was repulsive. So, I figured if I was too repulsed to watch the kiss, the rest of the show would probably be more of the same. So I turned it off. This was the first year I didn't watch the whole show.
Wow. That is like, so totally awesome. I mean, who would've thought of doing that? That kind of parental dedication is so cool. I wonder if she's going to be giving parenting lessons? I'd like to learn from her, really I would. Where can I sign up?
That may be true about Britney the corporation, but Britney the person is an airhead who is losing her youthful good looks.
OK, 30 minutes max. Her image and her business has tanked. She's a lot closer to "Britney who?" than to "Britney, pop icon." Her 10-yr-old fans are now 16 and not interested (in her or Madonna.) The kiss may have bought her another 5 minutes, but has she even done anything in the past 3 years? (If she did, I missed it, which is fine by me.)
Oh, that is rich! I didn't know Michelle Malkin had it in her. Meooooowwwwww!
So kissing on the stage with another chick was fine as long as it was part of the story? Bull.
It was meant to shock. It was meant to raise interest back into the Madonna suck fest.
Am I to assume that Madonna will kiss some chick everytime this song is sung on stage? I wont hold my breath. It was aimed at the large audience that was watching the awards show not for artistic integrity.
They're going to have to find, buy up and burn all existing copies of "Sex", then, aren't they?
Yes, Lourdes and Rocco; once upon a time, before Mommie wrote childrens' stories with "lessons" in them, Mommie wrote a biiiiig big book all about her box...
She danced around and eventually tore off most of her clothes, which I appreciated as a welcome distraction from the God-awful pre-recorded noise passed off as music.
Thankfully she got of the stage and the veterans Arrowsmith were able to put on a demonstration to the youngsters many of whom were probably viewing actual musical instruments for the first time.
Its our own fault I suppose. Why should the kids have be able to judge good music from cra* when we have cut music education out of school in favor of social engineering.
You can correlate the decline of music education funding with the decline of music in general. It first produced insidious disco and has now resulted in rap. Well I guess thats the best they can do, after all they dont know how to play instruments.
Bring back music education PLEASE. Do it for the children, do it for humanity. Do it for my ears.
And the other little girl with Lourdes was Madonna's former lovers child by way of Ingird Caseras
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