Your calendar has Billie and Mama_Bear on it today....cute. : )
Two cars were driving in opposite directions on a country road.
As they approached, the woman in the first car waves her hand in an attempt to gain the attention of the approaching male driver. As they pass, she sticks her head out the window and hollers, "Pig!"
The man reacts by sticking his head out the window and yelling, "Idiot!"
The man continues driving, grumbling to himself as he watches the woman disappear from view in his mirror.
He rounds a curve in the road and crashes into a huge pig standing in the roadway.
Moral: Men don't listen. ;)