Kerry Says Bush 'Dead Wrong,' Cries at Sad Story

Reuters, The Washington Post ^

[Rocko]

DERRY, N.H. (Reuters) - Maybe it was the ginger tea or the homemade brownies, but Democratic presidential hopeful John Kerry ran a gamut of emotions on Wednesday, angrily denouncing President Bush as "dead wrong" on Iraq and shedding tears at a jobless woman's story.

[zencat]

I know al-Qaeda is laughing at us. Look at the crybaby Americans would consider for president. All because someone lost a job.

[auboy]

I thought I'd never see a stiffer politician than Al Gore. I was wrong. Boardman 2 coming soon to a state near you.

BTW, did you know Kerry served in Vietnam?

[Taffini]

Not only was he in Vietnam, but he actually had someone shooting film of his exploits.


Sounds like gore



... I question his motives, he was a political creature from his teen years, always with an eye on the WH.


Sounds like clinton

[Taffini]

Not only was he in Vietnam, but he actually had someone shooting film of his exploits



I have heard of men who like to be "filmed" while "doing" their exploits

[Mo1]

It was like they were cousins or two people married to someone else. It was ODD to me.

If you get the time, please read some articles about Mrs. Kerry .. she herself is very odd.

[CherylBower]

Did he bite someone else's lip?

[TheSpottedOwl]

The new Kerry campaign theme song - "96 Tears" by ? and the Mysterions.

Hehehe, was it you that earlier posted "Feelings, nothing more than feelings"? There is a punk version done, by I believe, Offspring. It's been stuck in my head since. Hum the song at 90 mph...I hate the day since I met yooooou, lol!

How about "Tears on my pillow"? Someone should have a Kerry campaign song contest :)

[Mo1]

Sounds like clinton

And they both want to be like JFK

Did you know the Kerry once dated Jackie Kennedy's half sister?

[Conservomax]

Howie Carr's going to have a field day with this.

[TheSpottedOwl]

Yes. That video just about sums up Bill "I'd look swell in an orange jumpsuit" Clinton. I get steamed everytime I see it. Of course I can't say what I really feel when I see it...

[Hoverbug]

Yep, I don't know either. If I try to save it, all I get is the frame that is being displayed at the time, not the entire video. I need to find someone who has the .gif file and get a copy of it.

I'm sure some FReeper knows where it can be found. Google wasn't much help.

Hb

[Taffini]

The lip bite is key...

Ahh, yes, the lip bite. It slipped my mind. That add a touch of sincerity, deeply felt and from the heart...women with no brains love that crap

[NavyCaptain]

Oh yes, I forgot about that!

[gridlock]

Problem is, Kerry can't figure out if he's JFK or Clinton

Maybe he's trying to combine the veracity of Kennedy with the personal moral rectitude of Clinton.

Or was that the veracity of Clinton with the personal moral rectitude of Clinton?

Or does it make a difference?

[Peach]

LOL. Doesn't make a lot of difference, although... no - to show ANY support for JFK, which I'd like to do, would change the topic on this thread and I know that's frowned on.

[texasbluebell]

Well, you can save the link to that Brown funeral gif, here's the link:

http://www.hal-pc.org/~stankulp/images/clinton.gif

But when whoever has it saved takes it away, then I don't know what to do about it. Someone with more technical skills than I possess has to put it somewhere on their hard drill, I suppose!

[Charlie OK]

Funniest Thread EVAR!!!

[texasbluebell]

I know al-Qaeda is laughing at us. Look at the crybaby Americans would consider for president.

That's why people like Kerry are so September 10th...

[gridlock]

Well, JFK did cut the maximum marginal income tax rate by two thirds. I've got to give him his props for that!

[LuigiBasco]