[TEXOKIE]

Got the knees covered, Ms Kathy! Here's a pillow! Hope someone grabbed a telescope!

"OH WOW!!! WE'RE ABOVE THE CLOUDS!!! "

The Bubblacious Beer Can floats serenely over a live fire range where the troops are training for combat.

[TEXOKIE]

"TEX!!! GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!"

We're not sure which Canteener made this temperate and logically thought out request of TEX, but she did not shilly shally to second guess!

"WE GOTTA GET HIGHER SO THE ROUNDS DONT REACH US AND PUNCTURE THE BEER CAN!!! Throw out the rest of the sandbags!!!