To: freepatriot32
In a non-reproductive way, they actually are kinda cute.
2 posted on
08/26/2003 12:45:17 PM PDT by
Registered
(Gray Davis won't be baaaaahhck)
To: freepatriot32
(just waiting for the Ho, Ho, Ho...jokes to arrive)
3 posted on
08/26/2003 12:45:44 PM PDT by
Registered
(Gray Davis won't be baaaaahhck)
To: freepatriot32
Satire, Right?
To: freepatriot32
They are obviously targeting children with these products.
It's time to take on "Big Condom".
5 posted on
08/26/2003 12:48:41 PM PDT by
Tai_Chung
To: freepatriot32
"the condom as strictly a 'backdoor' business."
OK...now we're taking the condoms into a direction I would prefer not to think of...
To: freepatriot32
Oh, that's just great. Ho, ho, ho, watch Santa go down the chimney.
8 posted on
08/26/2003 12:52:55 PM PDT by
dirtboy
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To: xsmommy
> w i n c e <
11 posted on
08/26/2003 1:00:40 PM PDT by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: freepatriot32
These geniuses are our pro-choice opponents? And they're winning??
To: freepatriot32
What?
No Baby Jesus Condom?
Just Germanic Paganism?
Gross religious prejudice
So9
To: freepatriot32
These would have been just perfect for the clintoon WH tree.
Hitlery would have had them hanging next to those pierced gingerbread man ornaments.
To: freepatriot32
"He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
"And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself..."
16 posted on
08/26/2003 1:20:34 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding, dong, ding, dong...)
To: freepatriot32
This is satire folks. Follow the source link.
18 posted on
08/26/2003 1:27:34 PM PDT by
kidd
To: freepatriot32
We can start by using them ON PLANNED PARENTHOOD.HO!HO!HO!
To: freepatriot32
Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Rubber
Had a very shiney nose.
Made out of vulcanized latex
and its lubricant even glows.
People posted nasty rumors,
that it was made with toxic waste.
And wearing it during coitis,
would turn your dong to tomato paste.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa was heard to say.
"I want the one that glows so bright,
'cuz I'm layin' pipe tonight."
After the Christmas Party,
Mrs Claus shouted out with glee.
"Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Rubber,
You'll go down in history!"
20 posted on
08/26/2003 2:16:30 PM PDT by
.cnI redruM
(Nothing Is More Vile Than A Blowhard With Halitosis! - redruM)
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