[.cnI redruM]

Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Rubber
Had a very shiney nose.
Made out of vulcanized latex
and its lubricant even glows.

People posted nasty rumors,
that it was made with toxic waste.
And wearing it during coitis,
would turn your dong to tomato paste.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa was heard to say.
"I want the one that glows so bright,
'cuz I'm layin' pipe tonight."

After the Christmas Party,
Mrs Claus shouted out with glee.
"Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Rubber,
You'll go down in history!"

[Republic]

...would turn your dong to tomato paste.

I'm kinda ashamed of myself for even reviewing this thread, I cannot stand planned parenthood as organizations go, but had I missed your take on the 'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer' < you bad! >, I would have missed a good chuckle. It is ROFLMAO good !!! Tooooooo much! Waaaaaaaaaay too much!!!