[yhwhsman]

Words escape me. LMAO

[Fraulein]

Is this a joke? Parody perhaps? Is this from The Onion?

[El Laton Caliente]

I have a cousin in Denver and a good friend in Grand Junction. A lot of silicon valley has moved to Denver and great number of the west coast crowd moved into Colorado for the “Rocky Mountain High” (and they still are…). Many of them are attempting to bring the worst of the west coast to Colorado.

My buddy in Grand Junction said they are issuing Kalifornicator Hunting Licenses (no limit) in Grand Junction.

[N. Theknow]

Peckman would probably require criminals to take a "time out" followed by a one hour chorus of Kumbaya while holding hands with potential victims.