Small b Detonatesand

AP via The New York Times ^ | August 23, 2003

[sarcasm]

Small b Detonatesand

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Filed at 9:17 a.m. ET

No gility for t inside Newry's main bus depot. Irish Republican Army dissidents continue to mount ocbombings in opposition to the 1998 peace accord for Northern Ireland, a Brititory.

Authorities were alerted caught fire, suggesting that the homemade device inside had malfunctioned. Bughters didnurce was a small bthey were dousing the blaze. Shnel hs bhe firef po

[sarcasm]

The newspaper of record.

[Dog Gone]

Check out what passes for writing at the Times!

[Bon mots]

BTTT

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!

I had to go and check for myself. That is exactly as the venereal (formerly venerable) New York Times published it!

A new low.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Thank you for bringing it back.

I had to go check it out for myself.

Dang!

[HiTech RedNeck]

Small bomb detonates at bus station in Northern Ireland border town

[Bon mots]

They will figure it out and fix it sooner or later. All of the NYT reporters read FR to get the real news unaldulterated by the AP or Reuters.

It won't be as funny when they actually manage to fix it.

[Dog Gone]

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I send it to Rush. Just because I am feeling evil this morning.

hehehehehehe

[Bon mots]

That's not evil, that's righteous!!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

=I send it to Rush=

No! No! I mean I sent it to Rush.

Argh! It is catching!

[P.O.E.]

New Sand We At Her

[itzmygun]

Long has there been strife in Great Britain and the Brititories.

[Dog Gone]

Authorities were alerted caught fire

I think a comma is missing after "alerted."

[kAcknor]

All your base are belong to us

kAcknor Sez:

 

"bISovbejbe'DI' tImer" (When in doubt, surprise them.)

Have you checked the *bang_list today?

[Bon mots]

Hey, almost an hour and that idiotic article with unintelligible spelling, punctuation and grammar is still up on the NY Times' site.

Another BTTT

[ZviTheWise]

Let me guess... this was written by James Joyce in his "Finnegan's Wake" phase.

[Dog Gone]

Maybe we're being too hard on the Times. This article reads like an Irishman speaks.

[dighton]

Shnel hs bhe firef po.

[Bon mots]

Nah, Irish is fine, it's Glaswegian that's unintelligible. Glasgow has it's own language. Sounds like English, they even understand English when you speak to them, but when they reply...
you can't make out a word of it.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

* Bughters didnurce was a small bthey were dousing the blaze. Shnel hs bhe firef po*

A "you have to see this" ping