[Bon mots]

Nah, Irish is fine, it's Glaswegian that's unintelligible. Glasgow has it's own language. Sounds like English, they even understand English when you speak to them, but when they reply...
you can't make out a word of it.

[Dog Gone]

I've always thought that the Irish sound like they're talking with a leprechaun in their mouth.

But the Scots, boy, I don't know what language they speak.