Action Figures For Imbeciles It's the G.W. Bush "aviator" doll [S.F. Barf Alert]

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | August 22, 2003 | Mark Morford

[Cultural Jihad]

Oh my God honey that is so damn cute our little Timmy will just love that Bush doll, once he gets through playing with all his tanks and guns and finishes shoving M-80s into the cat and once the Ritalin kicks in, wow Bush sure looks totally hot in that outfit doesn't he honey? Maybe I'll just go "play" with him in the bathroom for a bit, K? Where's the margarine? Back in 5.

[Cultural Jihad]

Here's the sort of deviant drivel which the pro-perversion San Francisco Chronicle is publishing today.

[goldstategop]

LOL! Mark Moford is jealous of a REAL man. He should go back and play with his REAL DOLL.

[Miss Marple]

Ha! They really, REALLY hated that flight suit!

I think we should make big posters of those pictures and wave them in their faces at every opporrtunity!

[dts32041]

Maybe he would prefer a billy the boob action doll, with monica kneeling at his feet as it were.

I understand they tried to market it but monica wouldn't sign the release.

[steve8714]

I notice he says "Go, Arianna!". Is this because she's a "f*g h*g"/

[MHGinTN]

The maniacal LibertyPost.org has already slimed Bush with this topoic; Morford is behind on his sliming when LibertyPost is out in front of even his deviancy.

[SolutionsOnly]

Great detail on the harnesses and uniform! Good job! Great action figure - it evokes Leadership, courage, principle, and resolve: Everything the left detests! Definitely a thorn in their side!

[BlueLancer]

"...a hero is some sort of scarred grunting lug nut with a machine gun and a bandanna and big veiny muscles and copious fake sweat who blows away the corrupt sheriff ..."

Wasn't this Stallone in Rambo?

[I_Love_My_Husband]

He didn't use the word orgasm once this time.

But he used various forms of the word SEX, I did a cntrl F search for it. He thinks it has Word Power®.

[mountaineer]

And the Bill Clinton action figure isn't for morons?

[Blood of Tyrants]

What would you give an environazi, America hating, pro-abortion, DemocRat rump ranger as a gift?

How about wooden biodegradeable, made in Cuba, commie red, b#%% plug in the shape of algwhore's head with built in home abortion kit?

[Constitution Day]

Hey, over here!

[.cnI redruM]

Ladies and Germs! I bring you action figures for brilliant, terrifically-terrific left-wingnuts!!! (Oops, I mean inspirational progressive drones!!! Oops, there I go again, I mean thinkers.)

1) Bio-Hazard Boxer - Shown taking a briefcase of money from Occidental Petroleum in one hand while holding a sign in the other condemning Republicans for ruining the environment.

2) Bandito Bustamonte - Equipped with AK-47 assualt rifle. Ready to shoot the gringoes at a moment's notice.

3) "Hotdog" Barney Frank - Color-Coordinated S&M Disco Armor sold seperately.

4) Howard Dean "The Slander Machine" - Shown lying about his primary opponents with one hand and then retracting those comments on the other.

5) Barracks Emporer Wesley Clark - Comes dressed as Tiberius Claudius Nero as he tears up a copy of the US Constitution.

More of these Progressively Progressive actions figures are to be mandatory at a Preschool near You.

[rageaholic]

the terminally pissed off

Pot calling the kettle black.

[Lazamataz]

Liberals are utterly evil. I will only rest when the last one is gone. I will labor tirelessly for the complete eradication of all liberals down to the very last one.

[clintonh8r]

Obviously, Mark is secretly in love with W.

[jjm2111]

Anyone want odds on when Morford finally puts himself out of his misery?

Also, the man has to be one of the most incoherent writers alive.

[Sunshine Sister]

Didn't take long to figure where this bottom feeder is coming from. It must be hard to democrat.

[Tank-FL]

I am glad I am a free thinker!

W2004

[biggerten]

I'm not sure. Maybe he likes because her former husband 'switched sides' and is now 'a little light in the loafers', and they want her to convert more?