[psjones]

Stiff competition, huh, lol.

[putupon]

Levitra, produced by Bayer

Investors should sit up and pay attention.

[nevergore]

I once tried to swallow a Viagra pill...It got stuck in my throat....had a stiff neck for a week.....

Bada-bing...Bada-boom...

NeverGore :^)

[dogbrain]

it's so hard to keep all these new drugs straight.

[ex-Texan]

The drug company that is the first to see their pills below the price of Viagra will end up controlling the market. I have heard the the 'V' pills cost about $ 7 apiece. Somebody ought to sell the new pills for $ 3.50 and make a killing.

Even at $ 3 these pills are too expensive.

[capt. norm]

What an appropriate headline!

[DainBramage]

Good post...Keep it Up

[Lazamataz]

Viagra faces stiff competition

Reporters do that on purpose.

[kimmie7]

Now that's a headline! lol

[Revolting cat!]

I'd like to have been a fly on the wall of the conference room of Namelab or whatever company came up with the name of this miraculous concoction when the brainstorming session commenced:

Moderator: All right team. We've got a come up with a clever descriptive name that suggests a 'hard on' without really saying 'hard on'. What does the pill do? What does it do to your little elvis? Yes, Mary?
Mary: I don't have a little elvis!
Bruce:(lisping): Oh, what a surprise!
Moderator: Well Mary, think about it being a vibrator with run down batteries, after 11 at night when all 7-11 stores have closed!
Patel: 7-11 stores are now open 24 hours! I know, my uncle runs one!
Moderator: All right then, a plug-in vibrator during a blackout, OK? What does this pill do to a customer's little elvis?
Mary: Makes it big and scary?
Bruce (lisping) Makes it huge and delicious?
Patel: Makes it levitate?
Moderator: Levitate? Uhm, you're onto something Patel...

[talleyman]

Levitra!

Isn't that a wand-lifting spell used by Harry Potter ?

[Scott from the Left Coast]

This reminds me of a headline in a Canadian paper over an article about the working day of porn movie producers and actors in Canada: "Porn Stars: Not just a bunch of working stiffs."

[Destructor]

Why use Viagra when a transfusion of a small amount of blood taken from Destructor would keep the average man "working" for several months!

[SC DOC]

Cialis

[DeFault User]

Since Bob Dole is the spokesman for Viagra, Levitra needs someone even older to endorse their product. Someone that you could never envision in a romantic setting, someone that could speak to the limpest nerd and say, "If he can, I can."

How about:

[Archie Bunker on steroids]

Is the Vice PResident Mr. Hugh G. Regshen?

[TheRightGuy]

Levitra, produced by Bayer,

Now if only Bayer could invent a "headache" remedy that absolutlely, positively works 100% of the time.