To: Stew Padasso
Stiff competition, huh, lol.
2 posted on
08/20/2003 10:16:06 AM PDT by
psjones
To: Stew Padasso
Levitra, produced by BayerInvestors should sit up and pay attention.
3 posted on
08/20/2003 10:18:10 AM PDT by
putupon
(Whatever)
To: Stew Padasso
I once tried to swallow a Viagra pill...It got stuck in my throat....had a stiff neck for a week.....
Bada-bing...Bada-boom...
NeverGore :^)
4 posted on
08/20/2003 10:18:22 AM PDT by
nevergore
(Please return your seat trays and seat backs to their full and upright position....)
To: Stew Padasso
it's so hard to keep all these new drugs straight.
5 posted on
08/20/2003 10:20:09 AM PDT by
dogbrain
("Life is hard son. It's harder if you're stupid.")
To: Stew Padasso
The drug company that is the first to see their pills below the price of Viagra will end up controlling the market. I have heard the the 'V' pills cost about $ 7 apiece. Somebody ought to sell the new pills for $ 3.50 and make a killing.
Even at $ 3 these pills are too expensive.
6 posted on
08/20/2003 10:21:58 AM PDT by
ex-Texan
(My tag line is broken !)
To: Stew Padasso
What an appropriate headline!
8 posted on
08/20/2003 10:23:21 AM PDT by
capt. norm
(The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.)
To: Stew Padasso
Good post...Keep it Up
To: Stew Padasso
Viagra faces stiff competitionReporters do that on purpose.
10 posted on
08/20/2003 10:24:28 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly?)
To: Stew Padasso
Now that's a headline! lol
13 posted on
08/20/2003 10:29:03 AM PDT by
kimmie7
(I need more time, more coffee, and more bandwidth.)
To: Stew Padasso
I'd like to have been a fly on the wall of the conference room of Namelab or whatever company came up with the name of this miraculous concoction when the brainstorming session commenced:
Moderator: All right team. We've got a come up with a clever descriptive name that suggests a 'hard on' without really saying 'hard on'. What does the pill do? What does it do to your little elvis? Yes, Mary?
Mary: I don't have a little elvis!
Bruce:(lisping): Oh, what a surprise!
Moderator: Well Mary, think about it being a vibrator with run down batteries, after 11 at night when all 7-11 stores have closed!
Patel: 7-11 stores are now open 24 hours! I know, my uncle runs one!
Moderator: All right then, a plug-in vibrator during a blackout, OK? What does this pill do to a customer's little elvis?
Mary: Makes it big and scary?
Bruce (lisping) Makes it huge and delicious?
Patel: Makes it levitate?
Moderator: Levitate? Uhm, you're onto something Patel...
15 posted on
08/20/2003 10:32:53 AM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Go ahead, make my day and re-state the obvious! Again!)
To: Stew Padasso
Levitra! Isn't that a wand-lifting spell used by Harry Potter ?
17 posted on
08/20/2003 10:34:26 AM PDT by
talleyman
(Take Viagra at the baseball game - see a double-header!)
To: Stew Padasso
This reminds me of a headline in a Canadian paper over an article about the working day of porn movie producers and actors in Canada: "Porn Stars: Not just a bunch of working stiffs."
To: Stew Padasso
Why use Viagra when a transfusion of a small amount of blood taken from Destructor would keep the average man "working" for several months!
To: Stew Padasso
85 posted on
08/20/2003 11:14:56 AM PDT by
SC DOC
To: Stew Padasso
Since Bob Dole is the spokesman for Viagra, Levitra needs someone even older to endorse their product. Someone that you could never envision in a romantic setting, someone that could speak to the limpest nerd and say, "If he can, I can."
How about:
To: Stew Padasso
Is the Vice PResident Mr. Hugh G. Regshen?
To: Stew Padasso
Levitra, produced by Bayer, Now if only Bayer could invent a "headache" remedy that absolutlely, positively works 100% of the time.
114 posted on
08/20/2003 3:55:08 PM PDT by
TheRightGuy
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