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Gangster ends life to avoid arrest - by eating lizard!
The Daily Excelsior ^
| August 19, 2003
| by correspondent
Posted on 08/19/2003 10:37:54 AM PDT by CanadianLibertarian
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To: Servant of the Nine
WOW this could replace lethal injection. How do we get some of those lizards? I can see it how. The new serial assisted suicide king. Instead of it being Jack "The Dripper" Kervorkian, Jack "The Reptiler" Lizardian will craw out from under a rock.
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posted on
08/19/2003 11:15:15 AM PDT
by
Colofornian
(Or doncha know the powerful get what they want?)
To: CanadianLibertarian
Freaky lizards, indeed! The lizards in my own backyard, otoh, are completely edible.
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posted on
08/19/2003 11:16:57 AM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
To: CanadianLibertarian; Larry Lucido
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posted on
08/19/2003 11:27:22 AM PDT
by
dighton
(NLC™)
To: Larry Lucido
Seeing this pic of this sad sack loser makes me pray earnestly that he has not been able to reproduce himself.
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posted on
08/19/2003 11:30:08 AM PDT
by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Ozzy Osborne says that pot leads to harder drugs.)
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To: CanadianLibertarian
"Leapin' Lizards!"
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posted on
08/19/2003 11:56:45 AM PDT
by
Cobra64
(Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
To: jfritsch
Thanks for explaining the distinction. I hadn't thought of that.
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posted on
08/19/2003 11:59:10 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(France delenda est)
To: habs4ever
Here's one possible solution to your undisclosed principal problem. ;-)
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posted on
08/19/2003 12:07:55 PM PDT
by
Scenic Sounds
(Scenic Sounds, Governor of the "No Spin Zone." is always "fair and balanced," BUT GOOD!)
To: Scenic Sounds
I have but one life to give, but...not yet.Toodles, I'm off to Rio, where the beaches beckon and no extradition papers can be filed! Hola!
To: stainlessbanner
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posted on
08/19/2003 10:34:30 PM PDT
by
weegee
To: Blood of Tyrants
With the stomach wash I think that they were more concerned about the lizard doing some quick damage that would cause internal bleeding.
He'd need antidote if it were poisonous. That or for them to pump his stomach.
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posted on
08/19/2003 10:36:15 PM PDT
by
weegee
To: CanadianLibertarian
Deadly Lizards : All myth, no truth
In India, we often hear stories of people being poisoned by lizards and thus each lizard caught is killed. But there is absolutely no need to wage a war on these reptiles, as India does not have a single species of poisonous lizards. Poisonous varieties, such as the Gila monster, are only to be found in the Americas. But then, if any kind of animal falls into your supply of drinking water and dies, its decaying body may putrefy the water and make you sick. To say that the lizard was poisonous does not hold good and its wiser to keep such water covered and protected from any kind of falling matter.
To: Larry Lucido
This needs a caption:
"Gee, what can I do to make myself even LESS employable?"
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posted on
08/19/2003 10:45:06 PM PDT
by
petuniasevan
(Are the physicians in Egypt's capital Cairopractors?)
The beaded lizard and the Gila lizard are the only two poisonous lizards in the world.
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