CAPTION THS: Mary Carey w/ Gary Coleman

[panther33]

Caption this picture:

[The Pheonix]

Gary thinking:

"boy oh boy, do I love big ,round melons,

I can't wait for the slow dance,

slow dance music, please, somebody....

boy, oh boy..."

[GSWarrior]

What is Mary Carey's claim to fame? I've never heard of her.

[Prof Engineer]

What is Mary Carey's claim to fame? I've never heard of her.

She's supposed to be a porn star. I hadn't heard of her either.
I guess we don't hang out in the right (wrong) places.

[G.Mason]

"At least he is straight."

1st. thing that came to my mind also.

[The Pheonix]

Reminds me of a cartoon which I saw in high-school days.

It showed 2 nudist ladies (of normal heights), looking angrily at a nude midget guy, who had a long, pointed nose(all at a nudist camp);

and the angry nude ladies scolding the midget (he, with the long ,sharp nose),"why don't you stop poking your nose into other people's businesses"

[ken5050]

I thought it was Anna KOurnakova

[Hatteras]

Mary (Not Mariah as someone mentioned earlier) is/was? a porn star and is one of the 135 or so candidates running for governor along with Gary Coleman, Gallagher and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Oddly enough, I didn't quite catch what her platform was that she was running on though...

[Pagey]

"2 Attention Starved humans who are getting way too much face time"

Well, someone had to say it.

[Charles Henrickson]

Looks like she's out in front.

[sharkhawk]

Gary Coleman's in the picture?

[GSWarrior]

Once you try black, you'll never come back.

[panther33]

Mary Carey for Governor!

Welcome to the official campaign website for Kick Ass Pictures contract girl, and California gubernatorial candidate, Mary Carey!

My Gubernatorial Platform

The most important issue facing California right now is our budget deficit. California needs a governor who will get our finances in order! As a “political outsider,” I have fresh, original ideas for helping the state generate revenue and reduce its deficit. Here are just some of them:

1. Legalize gay marriage in California. This will generate a tremendous amount of revenue for the state as a honeymoon destination. And besides, seeing two women saying “I Do” and kiss each other is hot!

2. Tax breast implants. From Beverly Hills alone, we should bring in millions in tax revenue. (Note: I am all-natural and I personally discourage the use of implants!)

3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This will help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate our economy.

4. If I’m elected Governor, I will wire the Governor’s Mansion with live web cams in every room. We will create a pay site, and all money collected will go toward reducing California’s deficit. (We will have people from around the globe helping to pay off our debt, so it doesn’t all fall on the shoulders of Californians!)

5. I will create a “Porn for Pistols” program to take handguns off the streets. If more guys had orgasms, they'd be less violent!

6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.

To contact the Mary Carey for Governor Campaign regarding contributions or media inquiries, please e-mail inquiries@marycareyforgovernor.com today!

© Copyright 2003 MaryCareyForGovernor.com

[Born Conservative]

She had me voting for her until she got to #5...

[The Pheonix]

yes, she's definately out in front, and may win by a nose, errr....boobs, I mean.....

[Fintan]

 

Hmmmm...........

 

[xp38]

Right...Mariah Carey is one of the biggest (no pun intended) selling singing stars of the last two decades. Recently had a mental breakdown. Seems to be recovering....or maybe not.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

So, Mary, why don't you come over to my place and I'll show you some "Different Strokes"?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Oddly enough, I didn't quite catch what her platform was that she was running on though...

I believe she wants to put a webcam in the governor's mansion and throw parties.