Mary Carey for Governor!
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Welcome to the official campaign website for Kick Ass Pictures contract girl, and California gubernatorial candidate, Mary Carey! |
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The most important issue facing California right now is our budget deficit. California needs a governor who will get our finances in order! As a “political outsider,” I have fresh, original ideas for helping the state generate revenue and reduce its deficit. Here are just some of them:
1. Legalize gay marriage in California. This will generate a tremendous amount of revenue for the state as a honeymoon destination. And besides, seeing two women saying “I Do” and kiss each other is hot!
2. Tax breast implants. From Beverly Hills alone, we should bring in millions in tax revenue. (Note: I am all-natural and I personally discourage the use of implants!)
3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This will help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate our economy.
4. If I’m elected Governor, I will wire the Governor’s Mansion with live web cams in every room. We will create a pay site, and all money collected will go toward reducing California’s deficit. (We will have people from around the globe helping to pay off our debt, so it doesn’t all fall on the shoulders of Californians!)
5. I will create a “Porn for Pistols” program to take handguns off the streets. If more guys had orgasms, they'd be less violent!
6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.
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