To: templar
There was a real funny advert for the Toyota Tacoma on the local country and western station here.
Like one of those "repeat after me" language training drills:...
Sentence 1.... (high speed Spanish).. translation = The Tacoma drives over lizards the size of small children.
Sentence 2...(high speed spanish)...You grab its tail ...I'll grap its tit and we throw the alligator into the back of the Tacoma.
Sentence 3...(high speed spanish)...We will load our bikes in the Tacoma....you continue with your ritual cannibalism .
Followed by high speed blurb about the offer and interest rates..followed by "TEXT NOT AVAILABLE IN FRENCH"...
Too funny....Cracked me up....LOFLMAO
35 posted on
08/16/2003 9:33:09 PM PDT by
spokeshave
(Will vote for a new 187 and retain prop 13...I guess that leaves McClintock)
To: spokeshave
Tits on a gator, eh? Must be some new "sub-species" previously unknown to science - watch out for a swarm of regulators arriving to protect this rarity.
PS This describes what has (fortunately, only rarely) aatually happened in FloriDUH. 'GatorMan grabs gator, thinks he kas killed it, dumps it in the boat, airboat, pick 'em up truck, and drives on home. Half way there he looks in the rear view mirror and tonight's dinner is eyeing him back.
Gators make bad, really bad, back seat drivers. They are all mouth and a yard wide, and they carry a grudge worse than any Mother-in-Law from Hell. Particularly if the .22 or axe applied to the head missed even a bit and created the Mother of All Excedrin headaches.
Nothin' like a bit of adrenalin to keep one's cholesterol from settling out
58 posted on
08/16/2003 11:24:16 PM PDT by
GladesGuru
(In a society predicated upon liberty, it is essential to examine principles - -)
To: spokeshave
Tits on a gator, eh? Must be some new "sub-species" previously unknown to science - watch out for a swarm of regulators arriving to protect this rarity.
PS This describes what has (fortunately, only rarely) aatually happened in FloriDUH. 'GatorMan grabs gator, thinks he kas killed it, dumps it in the boat, airboat, pick 'em up truck, and drives on home. Half way there he looks in the rear view mirror and tonight's dinner is eyeing him back.
Gators make bad, really bad, back seat drivers. They are all mouth and a yard wide, and they carry a grudge worse than any Mother-in-Law from Hell. Particularly if the .22 or axe applied to the head missed even a bit and created the Mother of All Excedrin headaches.
Nothin' like a bit of adrenalin to keep one's cholesterol from settling out.
60 posted on
08/16/2003 11:27:19 PM PDT by
GladesGuru
(In a society predicated upon liberty, it is essential to examine principles - -)
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