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Tits on a gator, eh? Must be some new "sub-species" previously unknown to science - watch out for a swarm of regulators arriving to protect this rarity.

PS This describes what has (fortunately, only rarely) aatually happened in FloriDUH. 'GatorMan grabs gator, thinks he kas killed it, dumps it in the boat, airboat, pick 'em up truck, and drives on home. Half way there he looks in the rear view mirror and tonight's dinner is eyeing him back.

Gators make bad, really bad, back seat drivers. They are all mouth and a yard wide, and they carry a grudge worse than any Mother-in-Law from Hell. Particularly if the .22 or axe applied to the head missed even a bit and created the Mother of All Excedrin headaches.

Nothin' like a bit of adrenalin to keep one's cholesterol from settling out.