Woman Charged Breast Job On Pentagon Plastic

Defense Week Daily Update | August 8, 2003 | John M. Donnelly

[krb]

How about:

The Few, the Proud, the Well-Endowed.

[tracer]

USMC JAG lawyers observed that this case is the worst fraud in recent mammary......

[Lion Den Dan]

That is a real BOOB fro you.

[Squantos]

She was busted from "E-6 to E-3"...........HUH ???

What the heck did we abolish E-1 and E-2 for active duty criminals ??? "Bust" her back to E-1, set her in the DB barracks at Ft Levenworth and let her figure out which rack she really likes !

That's as clean as I can make my response SLB !!

Stay Safe !

[rogator]

We know we are dealing with fraud but we need photos to determine whether it is waste.

[SLB]

That's as clean as I can make my response SLB !!

Much cleaner than the real responses from the soldiers I work with. Pretty colorful, but most are disappointed they did not include pictures of the evidence in the article.

[hattend]

I'd like to know how a Staff Sargeant got a $120K budget.

Unless I was buying ribbons or paper downtown, I had to submit paperwork for purchase approval.

She must have been in charge of the unit pursestrings.

[Conservative4Ever]

I would assume everything goes back but the boob job.

Red

[hattend]

She wasn't fired while in confinement because military jails can't hold civilians plus her E3 pay will pay the $30K fine. Once she leaves the military jail, she will no longer be a Marine.

She is a maroon.

[ZULU]

WORST OF ALL - she is now GUILTY of deceotive advertising practises!!

BAN BREAST IMPLANTS - thye are freakish!!

I'd take a real 36C to a phoney 44DD anyday!!

[Squantos]

Yeah but uncle sugar will have grabbing rights for the next few years !

Stay Safe !

[dogbyte12]

Well, she just wanted her breasts to stand up and salute every officer on command. It was a militarily justified expense.

[billhilly]

Forget those boobs at the pentagon, what about the surgeon who was willing to accept an illegal form of payment?

[Fawnn]

Thanks for the explanation. (And I agree that she's a maroon.) ;)

[citizen]

When her stretch is up, she can get a job as a H-OO-ters gal...

[rogator]

"I'd take a real 36C to a phoney 44DD anyday!!"

I would even take a real 32 A to a phoney 36C anyday.

[Joe 6-pack]

This is clearly medical history...the world's first incidence of a simultaneaous augmentation and reduction!

[.cnI redruM]

From the Halls of Montezuma, To the Shores of Nipple-ey

We're the perverts of society,
the likes of us you've never seen.
We're a bunch of messed up @$$-holes.
we're the US mamaries!

[.cnI redruM]

Now there's a serious acquisition program.

The Model XM - 34D Protruberance, Mammalian, 2ea.

[DeFault User]

Sigh...
I thought only the Silent Service purchased torpedoes.