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Canada short on sperm!
Canoe.ca ^ | 8/14/03 | ELAINE MOYLE

Posted on 08/14/2003 10:26:31 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

Roll up your sleeves, guys, and perform your patriotic duty. A national shortage of Canadian semen is stirring a call to arms.

Sperm bank inventories have drastically dwindled since Health Canada imposed a new set of stringent donor-testing requirements last March.

In desperation, infertile Canadian women are looking south to meet their fertility needs and becoming impregnated with an abundant supply of donated American sperm.

The regulations were imposed retroactively, forcing clinics to subject former donors to additional testing to preserve existing supplies. It proved a near impossible feat.

Consequently, years of sperm collections have either been destroyed or quarantined in the hope they will eventually be approved for use pending the development of new diagnostic tests.

The implementation of stricter Health Canada guidelines was hastened when a woman contracted chlamydia from a donor sample. The move forced the closure of 47 of the country's estimated 57 labs which collect and screen semen.

The Canadian shortage has been further aggravated by a diminishing supply of suitable donors - especially in smaller centres, says Dr. Roger Pierson, past president of the Canadian Fertility and Andrology Society.

"The pool of men willing to donate has been declining for quite a while," says the Saskatchewan-based doctor. "Donors are paid between $20 to $40 per sample. We don't buy sperm - the men are simply compensated for their time, parking and the hassles they go through."

The motive is altruistic, not financial. New Health Canada regulations mean potential donors face a strict battery of tests to ensure their seed is up to scratch.

They're exposed to substantial blood testing and a urine sample must be left with every donation to be tested for sexually transmitted diseases, explains Pierson. Dr. Alfonso del Valle, director of Repromed Ltd., says 90% of would-be donors are spurned.

"There are very rigid perimeters in place," he explains. "Men are rejected on the basis of either their social history or the quality of sperm. During the past five years, there has been a decline in sperm counts and motility."

Contrary to the paltry sums paid to Canadian donors, Americans earn between $75 and $125 per sample, he adds.

"That's not compensation, it's practically a salary," laments del Valle, who disagrees with the abrupt way Health Canada imposed new regulations, calling it "an overreaction."

But Andrew Swift, a spokesman for Health Canada, defends the procedure. "I'm sure the Canadian public would prefer that we err on the side of caution," he says, adding 100 sperm banks remain open.

Pierson disputes the figure, saying it refers to agents who distribute, process or import semen, not recruitment sites.

Meanwhile, Canada's loss is America's gain.

David Towles, public relations director of Georgia-based Xytex Corporation, says his firm's Canada-bound shipments climbed an additional 10% to 15% last March. "Today, one-third of our shipments are going to Canada."

Nationalistic requests for Canadian sperm can be accommodated through Xytex,s Toronto office. Semen is collected then shipped to the company's Georgia headquarters where it's quarantined for six months then sent back to Canada.

"We began recruiting in Toronto last November," Towles says. "Those samples should become available by mid summer then supplies should increase on a monthly basis." Few women have raised the concern of nationality, he adds. "People are more concerned with ethnicity."

Towles notes sperm collected throughout the United States fits the Canadian ethnic mould nicely.

Towles dismisses concerns expressed by some Canadian labs that U.S. sperm isn't subjected to rigorous testing. "The Food and Drug Administration has proposed regulations which will soon be in effect," says Towles. "Although they won't be quite as rigorous as Canada's, they include urine testing for chlamydia and cultures."


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To: TheGrimReaper; xsmommy
Well, I didn't save it, so here goes. Dad was military attaché at the Canadian embassy in Rome from 1969 to 1972. One weekend in 1969 or 1970 or so he was on weekend duty there, the big shots took turns being in charge for the weekend. Jennings was a roving reporter of some sort for ABC (he'd had the job he has now, briefly, some years earlier, but they decided he was too young or something.) He came roaring into the embassy having lost his wallet and his passport. He expected an immediate new passport and a loan! Dad had to patiently explain that the embassy couldn't produce a passport until Monday (it was a weekend, Pete!), and the embassy doesn't lend money to Canadians who get into trouble (this was before ATM's, of course), but Dad did look up some Roman banks that were open on Saturday. Jennings got quite unpleasantly huffy, but I guess Dad (who knew who Jennings was) just maintained his cool. So Jennings went off all upset. When he came back Monday, he apparently had cooled down considerably and was downright pleasant, and they parted amicably. But Dad was still upset years later at the pompous meanness. Boring, huh?
61 posted on 08/14/2003 5:45:33 PM PDT by Argh
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
You may be interested in # 61.
62 posted on 08/14/2003 5:47:48 PM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh
I would have been......if I could have stayed awake long enough to read it.......... ;^)
63 posted on 08/14/2003 5:50:49 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Good night, Sleeping, um, well, I can't very honestly say "Sleeping Beauty", can I?
64 posted on 08/14/2003 6:05:21 PM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh
Who ever said you were honest?
65 posted on 08/14/2003 6:09:59 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
The same person who said you were beautiful!
66 posted on 08/14/2003 6:22:46 PM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh
(You're) Having My Baby
Paul Anka

(Words and Music By Paul Anka)

PAUL: Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me
Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin' what you're thinkin' of me
I can see it, face is glowin'
I can see in your eyes, I'm happy you know it

BOTH: That you're havin' my baby
PAUL: You're the woman I love and I love what it's doin' to ya
BOTH: Havin' my baby
PAUL: You're a woman in love and I love what's goin' through ya
PAUL: The need inside you, I see it showin'
Whoa, the seed inside ya, baby, do you feel it growin'?
Are you happy you know it? That you're

BOTH: Havin' my baby

ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what it's doin' to me
BOTH: Havin' my baby
ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me
PAUL: Didn't have to keep it
Wouldn't put ya through it
You could have swept it from you life
But you wouldn't do it, no, you wouldn't do it

BOTH: And you're havin' my baby
ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what it's doin' to me
BOTH: Havin' my baby
ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me
PAUL: Havin' my baby (havin' my baby)
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me

FADE

PAUL: Havin' my baby (havin' my baby)
ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me

Transcribed by Robin Hood
From "Times Of Your Life" - United Artists UA LA 569-G
These lyrics were transcribed from the specific recording mentioned above
and do not necessarily correspond with lyrics from other recordings, sheet
music, songbooks or lyrics printed on album jackets.

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Just think, Arghie, you could be singing this to someone right this moment. Hehehehehehehe!

67 posted on 08/14/2003 6:27:34 PM PDT by Slip18
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To: Argh
Oh him......yea, he said you were intelligent......
68 posted on 08/14/2003 6:36:10 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Slip18
Barf!!! Paul Ankle will end up in Hell for that.
69 posted on 08/14/2003 6:42:37 PM PDT by Argh
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
A very perceptive man, except for being blind. Excuse me, there are some beers and a CD with my name on them. Well, actually, the beers say "Molson Canadian" and the CD says "Prokofiev" and "Rachmaninov", but you know what I mean. See you!
70 posted on 08/14/2003 6:45:41 PM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh
Man, how dumb and I when dumb Canadian beats me on a slur............ crap.........
71 posted on 08/14/2003 6:47:02 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Slings and Arrows
Perhaps if Canadian men would recover their b*lls, they wouldn't be short on sperm.
72 posted on 08/14/2003 7:00:03 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Man, how dumb and I when dumb Canadian beats me on a slur

If I ever figure out what this mess means, I'll be really able to tell you how dumb you are...

73 posted on 08/14/2003 7:29:51 PM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh
Well if you're too dumb to figure out what a dumb Canadian you are, then you're dumber than I thought......and I thought you were really dumb.........
74 posted on 08/14/2003 8:23:05 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: mhking
In desperation, infertile Canadian women are looking south to meet their fertility needs and becoming impregnated with an abundant supply of donated American sperm.

I know that, I've seen one of them posting at LP, but she is too old and ugly and the guys don't seem interested, LOL!!!

75 posted on 08/14/2003 8:46:44 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul (It's a campaign about 'change'…the most plausible mass-appeal 'change' candidate: Arnold *Mark Steyn)
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To: Victoria Delsoul
LOL. Now, now, Victoria.

We should all know that Candadian women are absolutely perfect.

Once you get west of Thunder Bay, Ontario, that is.

76 posted on 08/14/2003 9:08:52 PM PDT by Alberta's Child
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To: Alberta's Child
Once you get west of Thunder Bay, Ontario, that is.

Hahahaha, you're right.

77 posted on 08/14/2003 9:14:06 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul (It's a campaign about 'change'…the most plausible mass-appeal 'change' candidate: Arnold *Mark Steyn)
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To: Victoria Delsoul
LOL.

You know, Victoria -- If you were a Canadian, I'd swear you came from somewhere west of Thunder Bay. Like maybe someplace like Alberta. LOL!

78 posted on 08/14/2003 9:24:57 PM PDT by Alberta's Child
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To: Alberta's Child
Well, thanks for the compliment, LOL!!!
79 posted on 08/14/2003 9:28:22 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul (It's a campaign about 'change'…the most plausible mass-appeal 'change' candidate: Arnold *Mark Steyn)
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To: Alberta's Child
On the other hand, if I were Canadian, I wouldn't stick my nose into American politics. I'd be dealing with homo marriages, mad cow disease…. speaking of cows… LOL!!!
80 posted on 08/14/2003 9:33:16 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul (It's a campaign about 'change'…the most plausible mass-appeal 'change' candidate: Arnold *Mark Steyn)
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