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Canada short on sperm!
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| 8/14/03
| ELAINE MOYLE
Posted on 08/14/2003 10:26:31 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: TheGrimReaper; xsmommy
Well, I didn't save it, so here goes. Dad was military attaché at the Canadian embassy in Rome from 1969 to 1972. One weekend in 1969 or 1970 or so he was on weekend duty there, the big shots took turns being in charge for the weekend. Jennings was a roving reporter of some sort for ABC (he'd had the job he has now, briefly, some years earlier, but they decided he was too young or something.) He came roaring into the embassy having lost his wallet and his passport. He expected an immediate new passport and a loan! Dad had to patiently explain that the embassy couldn't produce a passport until Monday (it was a weekend, Pete!), and the embassy doesn't lend money to Canadians who get into trouble (this was before ATM's, of course), but Dad did look up some Roman banks that were open on Saturday. Jennings got quite unpleasantly huffy, but I guess Dad (who knew who Jennings was) just maintained his cool. So Jennings went off all upset. When he came back Monday, he apparently had cooled down considerably and was downright pleasant, and they parted amicably. But Dad was still upset years later at the pompous meanness. Boring, huh?
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posted on
08/14/2003 5:45:33 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
You may be interested in # 61.
62
posted on
08/14/2003 5:47:48 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: Argh
I would have been......if I could have stayed awake long enough to read it.......... ;^)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Good night, Sleeping, um, well, I can't very honestly say "Sleeping Beauty", can I?
64
posted on
08/14/2003 6:05:21 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: Argh
Who ever said you were honest?
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
The same person who said you were beautiful!
66
posted on
08/14/2003 6:22:46 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: Argh
(You're) Having My Baby
Paul Anka
(Words and Music By Paul Anka)
PAUL: Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me
Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin' what you're thinkin' of me
I can see it, face is glowin'
I can see in your eyes, I'm happy you know it
BOTH: That you're havin' my baby
PAUL: You're the woman I love and I love what it's doin' to ya
BOTH: Havin' my baby
PAUL: You're a woman in love and I love what's goin' through ya
PAUL: The need inside you, I see it showin'
Whoa, the seed inside ya, baby, do you feel it growin'?
Are you happy you know it? That you're
BOTH: Havin' my baby
ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what it's doin' to me
BOTH: Havin' my baby
ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me
PAUL: Didn't have to keep it
Wouldn't put ya through it
You could have swept it from you life
But you wouldn't do it, no, you wouldn't do it
BOTH: And you're havin' my baby
ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what it's doin' to me
BOTH: Havin' my baby
ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me
PAUL: Havin' my baby (havin' my baby)
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me
FADE
PAUL: Havin' my baby (havin' my baby)
ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me
Transcribed by Robin Hood
From "Times Of Your Life" - United Artists UA LA 569-G
These lyrics were transcribed from the specific recording mentioned above
and do not necessarily correspond with lyrics from other recordings, sheet
music, songbooks or lyrics printed on album jackets.
.
.
Just think, Arghie, you could be singing this to someone right this moment. Hehehehehehehe!
67
posted on
08/14/2003 6:27:34 PM PDT
by
Slip18
To: Argh
Oh him......yea, he said you were intelligent......
To: Slip18
Barf!!! Paul Ankle will end up in Hell for that.
69
posted on
08/14/2003 6:42:37 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
A very perceptive man, except for being blind. Excuse me, there are some beers and a CD with my name on them. Well, actually, the beers say "Molson Canadian" and the CD says "Prokofiev" and "Rachmaninov", but you know what I mean. See you!
70
posted on
08/14/2003 6:45:41 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: Argh
Man, how dumb and I when dumb Canadian beats me on a slur............ crap.........
To: Slings and Arrows
Perhaps if Canadian men would recover their b*lls, they wouldn't be short on sperm.
72
posted on
08/14/2003 7:00:03 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Man, how dumb and I when dumb Canadian beats me on a slur
If I ever figure out what this mess means, I'll be really able to tell you how dumb you are...
73
posted on
08/14/2003 7:29:51 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: Argh
Well if you're too dumb to figure out what a dumb Canadian you are, then you're dumber than I thought......and I thought you were really dumb.........
To: mhking
In desperation, infertile Canadian women are looking south to meet their fertility needs and becoming impregnated with an abundant supply of donated American sperm. I know that, I've seen one of them posting at LP, but she is too old and ugly and the guys don't seem interested, LOL!!!
75
posted on
08/14/2003 8:46:44 PM PDT
by
Victoria Delsoul
(It's a campaign about 'change'…the most plausible mass-appeal 'change' candidate: Arnold *Mark Steyn)
To: Victoria Delsoul
LOL. Now, now, Victoria.
We should all know that Candadian women are absolutely perfect.
Once you get west of Thunder Bay, Ontario, that is.
To: Alberta's Child
Once you get west of Thunder Bay, Ontario, that is. Hahahaha, you're right.
77
posted on
08/14/2003 9:14:06 PM PDT
by
Victoria Delsoul
(It's a campaign about 'change'…the most plausible mass-appeal 'change' candidate: Arnold *Mark Steyn)
To: Victoria Delsoul
LOL.
You know, Victoria -- If you were a Canadian, I'd swear you came from somewhere west of Thunder Bay. Like maybe someplace like Alberta. LOL!
To: Alberta's Child
Well, thanks for the compliment, LOL!!!
79
posted on
08/14/2003 9:28:22 PM PDT
by
Victoria Delsoul
(It's a campaign about 'change'…the most plausible mass-appeal 'change' candidate: Arnold *Mark Steyn)
To: Alberta's Child
On the other hand, if I were Canadian, I wouldn't stick my nose into American politics. I'd be dealing with homo marriages, mad cow disease…. speaking of cows… LOL!!!
80
posted on
08/14/2003 9:33:16 PM PDT
by
Victoria Delsoul
(It's a campaign about 'change'…the most plausible mass-appeal 'change' candidate: Arnold *Mark Steyn)
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