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Canada short on sperm!
Canoe.ca ^ | 8/14/03 | ELAINE MOYLE

Posted on 08/14/2003 10:26:31 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

Roll up your sleeves, guys, and perform your patriotic duty. A national shortage of Canadian semen is stirring a call to arms.

Sperm bank inventories have drastically dwindled since Health Canada imposed a new set of stringent donor-testing requirements last March.

In desperation, infertile Canadian women are looking south to meet their fertility needs and becoming impregnated with an abundant supply of donated American sperm.

The regulations were imposed retroactively, forcing clinics to subject former donors to additional testing to preserve existing supplies. It proved a near impossible feat.

Consequently, years of sperm collections have either been destroyed or quarantined in the hope they will eventually be approved for use pending the development of new diagnostic tests.

The implementation of stricter Health Canada guidelines was hastened when a woman contracted chlamydia from a donor sample. The move forced the closure of 47 of the country's estimated 57 labs which collect and screen semen.

The Canadian shortage has been further aggravated by a diminishing supply of suitable donors - especially in smaller centres, says Dr. Roger Pierson, past president of the Canadian Fertility and Andrology Society.

"The pool of men willing to donate has been declining for quite a while," says the Saskatchewan-based doctor. "Donors are paid between $20 to $40 per sample. We don't buy sperm - the men are simply compensated for their time, parking and the hassles they go through."

The motive is altruistic, not financial. New Health Canada regulations mean potential donors face a strict battery of tests to ensure their seed is up to scratch.

They're exposed to substantial blood testing and a urine sample must be left with every donation to be tested for sexually transmitted diseases, explains Pierson. Dr. Alfonso del Valle, director of Repromed Ltd., says 90% of would-be donors are spurned.

"There are very rigid perimeters in place," he explains. "Men are rejected on the basis of either their social history or the quality of sperm. During the past five years, there has been a decline in sperm counts and motility."

Contrary to the paltry sums paid to Canadian donors, Americans earn between $75 and $125 per sample, he adds.

"That's not compensation, it's practically a salary," laments del Valle, who disagrees with the abrupt way Health Canada imposed new regulations, calling it "an overreaction."

But Andrew Swift, a spokesman for Health Canada, defends the procedure. "I'm sure the Canadian public would prefer that we err on the side of caution," he says, adding 100 sperm banks remain open.

Pierson disputes the figure, saying it refers to agents who distribute, process or import semen, not recruitment sites.

Meanwhile, Canada's loss is America's gain.

David Towles, public relations director of Georgia-based Xytex Corporation, says his firm's Canada-bound shipments climbed an additional 10% to 15% last March. "Today, one-third of our shipments are going to Canada."

Nationalistic requests for Canadian sperm can be accommodated through Xytex,s Toronto office. Semen is collected then shipped to the company's Georgia headquarters where it's quarantined for six months then sent back to Canada.

"We began recruiting in Toronto last November," Towles says. "Those samples should become available by mid summer then supplies should increase on a monthly basis." Few women have raised the concern of nationality, he adds. "People are more concerned with ethnicity."

Towles notes sperm collected throughout the United States fits the Canadian ethnic mould nicely.

Towles dismisses concerns expressed by some Canadian labs that U.S. sperm isn't subjected to rigorous testing. "The Food and Drug Administration has proposed regulations which will soon be in effect," says Towles. "Although they won't be quite as rigorous as Canada's, they include urine testing for chlamydia and cultures."


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To: Bluntpoint
I just sent my donation on a postcard to Canada.

EEeeewwwwww!!!! hope you didn't use a lickable stamp.

21 posted on 08/14/2003 10:34:56 AM PDT by bedolido (None of us is as dumb as all of us!)
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To: Bluntpoint
Ick. Funny, but ick. ;-)
22 posted on 08/14/2003 10:36:29 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
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To: bedolido
I guess this whole thing goes along with those in favor of Gay marriage in Canada and their drinking problem.
23 posted on 08/14/2003 10:36:30 AM PDT by samuel_adams_us
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To: Slings and Arrows
Canada Dry?
24 posted on 08/14/2003 10:36:31 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (. . . he said gingerly.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Canada's also short on the delivery system for sperm.
25 posted on 08/14/2003 10:37:54 AM PDT by Agnes Heep
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To: Slings and Arrows
Heh. Who would have though that suck a bunch of jerk-offs would be short on sperm?
26 posted on 08/14/2003 10:39:13 AM PDT by Sofa King (-I am Sofa King- tired of liberal BS! http://www.angelfire.com/art2/sofaking/)
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To: bedolido

27 posted on 08/14/2003 10:40:01 AM PDT by Bluntpoint
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To: Bluntpoint
I just sent my donation on a postcard to Canada

Monica mailed The Dress

28 posted on 08/14/2003 10:42:13 AM PDT by putupon (Wake up & smell the RINOs)
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To: Slings and Arrows
It is time to pasture the herd up north.


29 posted on 08/14/2003 10:44:57 AM PDT by Bluntpoint
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To: Slings and Arrows
Some species should just become extinct.
30 posted on 08/14/2003 10:49:59 AM PDT by G.Mason (Lessons of life need not be fatal)
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To: Slings and Arrows
"A call to arms"? Or is it a "call to hands"?
32 posted on 08/14/2003 11:09:51 AM PDT by pankot
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To: Cedar of Lebanon
Let's see your palms!

Here ya go. Meet my "palmist" also.


33 posted on 08/14/2003 11:10:21 AM PDT by Bluntpoint
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To: camle
I was neutered a few years ago so I can't offer the high test stuff, but I sure wouldn't mind offering to put a smile on some woman's face up there!
34 posted on 08/14/2003 11:14:49 AM PDT by irish guard
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To: Slings and Arrows
I think I could do my duty, but being a true American...I'd hafta stand on this side of the border and...well...er...you know...to the other side.
35 posted on 08/14/2003 11:17:47 AM PDT by ElectricStrawberry (Anyone that would dare protest peace-weenies by themselves is a friend of mine)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Sounds real serial to me.
36 posted on 08/14/2003 11:26:07 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (If they make a John Kerry bobble head doll, they will need to make the head smaller.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I'm sure that someone over in Chatsworth is writing a script about this even now.
37 posted on 08/14/2003 11:27:24 AM PDT by Redcloak (All work and no FReep makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no FReep make s Jack a dul boy. Allwork an)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Dear Canada: Any way I can help, please let me know.
38 posted on 08/14/2003 11:29:12 AM PDT by July 4th
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To: Slings and Arrows
if some cute canadian female wants any of my sperm, she'd have to accept it from the original container.

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I only make personal delieveries. Satisfaction guarenteed.

39 posted on 08/14/2003 11:36:27 AM PDT by CHICAGOFARMER (Citizen Carry)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Too much French in the gene pool getting diluted.
40 posted on 08/14/2003 11:41:32 AM PDT by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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