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Idi Amin needs a kidney donor
The Monitor (Kampala, Uganda) ^ | August 14, 2003 | David Kibirige

Posted on 08/13/2003 9:59:27 PM PDT by HAL9000

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1 posted on 08/13/2003 9:59:27 PM PDT by HAL9000
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To: HAL9000
Idi Amin is slipping. When his soulmate Jack the Ripper wanted a kidney, he just took one.
2 posted on 08/13/2003 10:03:02 PM PDT by dighton (NLC™)
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To: HAL9000
If the urea is not removed, it affects the brain among others things.

It seems to me, that the urea should have no effect. Idi Amin has no brain, therefore no effect.

3 posted on 08/13/2003 10:04:43 PM PDT by staytrue
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To: HAL9000
I suppose his doctors understand the American slang phrase, "Fat Chance."
4 posted on 08/13/2003 10:07:21 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: HAL9000
If the urea is not removed, it affects the brain

I think this would be an improvement.

5 posted on 08/13/2003 10:10:03 PM PDT by lizma
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To: HAL9000
I'd get myself tested for tissue compatability, but, ummm, I'm washing the dog that day.
6 posted on 08/13/2003 10:10:52 PM PDT by southernnorthcarolina ("Shut up," he explained.)
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Those who have taken so many lives, caused so much agony, in such fear of their own demise. How brave.
7 posted on 08/13/2003 10:11:01 PM PDT by FlyVet
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This guy has died 7 times already. Sheesh.
8 posted on 08/13/2003 10:11:55 PM PDT by July 4th
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To: HAL9000
Oh that God of mine! What a kidder...NOT!
9 posted on 08/13/2003 10:12:20 PM PDT by cartoonistx
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Maybe Saddam or Osama would like to donate a couple of kidneys each to Doctor, President for Life, General, Idi Amin Dada. I'm sure a military surgeon can be found to attempt the transplants. Or maybe we could dig up the brothers Hussien and send their kidney's down for a go.



10 posted on 08/13/2003 10:12:56 PM PDT by El Gato
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If only he 'd saved his victims's kidneys as opposed to eating them.

Ah, hindsight really is 20/20! ;)
11 posted on 08/13/2003 10:14:45 PM PDT by swilhelm73
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Kidney disease is very very painful.

Pity.
12 posted on 08/13/2003 10:15:13 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (a 'true conservative' would rather keep Davis than elect Arnold just so they can say 'I told you so')
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Maybe he ate the kidneys before his physicians could implant them. It wouldn't be the first time he did this.

Two questions though...

Why should he get a kidney before anyone else in the world?

Why won't he just Die?
13 posted on 08/13/2003 10:15:52 PM PDT by MediaMole
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I am sure the Saudi's have the power (tyranny) to find him a "donor". Maybe they don't like him either.
14 posted on 08/13/2003 10:23:19 PM PDT by abishai
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15 posted on 08/13/2003 10:29:14 PM PDT by Howlin
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To: dighton
He'd eat it before they could transplant it.
16 posted on 08/13/2003 10:36:24 PM PDT by Fledermaus
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To: Howlin
I always make sure to give my kidneys lots of exercise.


17 posted on 08/13/2003 10:37:28 PM PDT by southernnorthcarolina ("Shut up," he explained.)
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To: HAL9000
John Loftus co-author of The Secret War Against the Jews was on Luis Gonzalez' FR Radio show earlier this year.

Loftus said Osama bin Laden is literally yellow due to having been sent a defective dialysis machine as part of the most successful covert op in some time.

Idi Amin suffering fills me with more schadenfreude than can be expressed in mere words.

Picture the entire Family von Trapp on the hilltop singing as the helicopter pans around for the final shot.

18 posted on 08/13/2003 10:40:08 PM PDT by PhilDragoo (Hitlery: das Butch von Buchenvald)
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Loftus said Osama bin Laden is literally yellow due to having been sent a defective dialysis machine as part of the most successful covert op in some time.

What's Arabic for "D'oh!"?

19 posted on 08/13/2003 10:44:11 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee (Just because I don't think like you doesn't mean I don't think for myself)
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