Send President Clinton a Birthday Message

DNC ^ | 08/13/03 | Staff Writer

[bedolido]

On his 57th birthday, let President Clinton know that you appreciate the eight years of peace and prosperity we had under his administration, and that you're committed to helping win back the White House for Democrats in 2004.

Thanks to our Partners for Victory Matching Fund, your contribution to the DNC is worth double!

Fill out the secure form below to make your donation and be sure to include your message to President Clinton.

[bedolido]

[AppyPappy]

I wish I had a nose like that full of quarters.

[Blood of Tyrants]

If I send them a negative amount, do I get a check?

[Skooz]

Oh, this is going to be good.

[tractorman]

Clinton wasn’t born, he was conjured up by satan.

[Paul Atreides]

I'll send him a case of Kleenex and a gallon size of Vaseline. That should last him a week.

[Charles Henrickson]

Dear Bill,

When you blow out the candles . . .

Don't inhale!

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

actually if you send them a credit card donation for 1 cent they would lose money due to the credit cards transaction fee

[anniegetyourgun]

Hey Bill - try not to catch another STD on this birthday.

Your partner forever,
Hillary

[JennysCool]

Here's the rest of the DNC drivel:

Tuesday, August 19, is President Clinton's 57th birthday. You can let President Clinton know how important his accomplishments have been to you and to all of America by sending him a message that you are committed to electing a new Democratic president in 2004.

America enjoyed eight years of peace and prosperity under President Clinton.

But in less than three years under President Bush, we have seen a massive reversal of the progress America made in the Clinton years. And we need your help to turn it around.

Job creation under Clinton has become record job loss under Bush.

Record budget surpluses have become record deficits that put a burden on our families and future generations.

Environmental protections have been rolled back, stripped away, and sold to the highest bidder.

Our hard-won civil liberties are disappearing before our very eyes.

As president, Bush has taken eight years of peace and prosperity and wrecked it, hurting real people in the process. He has misled the American people about his policies, from the reasons we went to war in Iraq to the reasons he passed massive tax breaks for the wealthiest Americans.

Nine Democratic candidates for president are making great cases to America that it's time for new leadership. The DNC is committed to making sure that whoever wins the Democratic nomination has the necessary resources to win in 2004 and restore peace and prosperity to America.

Let President Clinton know he remains in your hearts and minds with your gift to the DNC today. We'll pass along your personal message to President Clinton so he knows about your birthday gift of a better nation for all.

Your Donation Is Worth Double!

Thanks to generous donors participating in the DNC Partners for Victory Matching Fund, your donation to boot Bush out of the White House is worth twice as much to the DNC. Your donation of $57 in honor of Clinton's 57th birthday is worth $114. Your $100 donation is worth $200.

Please give generously with a secure online contribution today. President Bush is raising tens of millions of dollars so that he can have four more years to trash the Clinton record, four more years to mislead the American people, four more years to pay back his special interest contributors at the expense of working families.

Your gift today is vital to electing a Democratic president. The DNC has always been there to help win the White House for Democrats, providing vital help to President Clinton's campaigns in 1992 and 1996.

Give President Clinton the best gift of all for his 57th birthday: a brighter and better America.

Sincerely,

Terry McAuliffe
Chairman

[eyespysomething]

that's mean.


Funny, hilarious even, but mean.

[eyespysomething]

No thanks. Maybe he'll send me an anniversary message, since its the same day.




GAG!!!

[freeperfromnj]

Speaking of Bill Clinton, this reminds me of a joke I heard on the radio this morning. Ron Kuby was making fun of the new W action figure. He called it the "photo op" doll that comes complete with aviator helmet and pilot's uniform. The other host said "the new Bill Clinton doll comes with it's pants down."

[hilaryrhymeswithrich]

Dear Bill,

Thanks for finally opening my eyes and leading me, once and for all, away from the dark side. Thanks for teaching the first graders on our bus, thanks to the 5th graders, what oral sex is. Thanks for teaching our daughters that orking hard is overrated. Just blow someone in power and you too can get two hours on HBO and your own reality series. Thanks for teaching our sons that they can treat the women in their lives like **it and still stay at the top. Finally, thanks for FINALLY getting people to see how ambigious the word is is. I have been telling peole that for years!

[bedolido]

you got the spam email too I see... very annoying

[TRY ONE]

...And after singing Happy Birthday, the band began to play ---
Devil with a Blue Dress, Blue Dress, on.........

[onedoug]

...with bust of mentor

[exile]

I tried to send a birthday message to fatboy, but it wouldn't go through without a credit card payment. That leftist bugger already got plenty of my tax dollars and he won't get one cent more. However, I was going to congratulate him on his diligent efforts to fight terrorism.

[tom paine 2]

bttt

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Here goes;

Happy birthday to you,
This country you did screw,
Your wife looks like a hippo,
And your interns do to.